[000:00:03;269] Are you ready, kids?
[000:00:04;705] KIDS:
[000:00:04;705] Aye, aye, Captain!
[000:00:06;439] I can't hear you.
[000:00:08;174] ( louder ):
[000:00:08;174] Aye, aye, Captain!
[000:00:09;776] ♪ Oh... ♪
[000:00:13;013] ♪ Who lives in a pineapple
[000:00:13;013] under the sea? ♪
[000:00:15;115] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
[000:00:17;117] ♪ Absorbent and yellow
[000:00:17;117] and porous is he. ♪
[000:00:19;419] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
[000:00:20;988] ♪ If nautical nonsense be
[000:00:20;988] something you wish... ♪
[000:00:23;223] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
[000:00:24;625] ♪ Then drop on the deck
[000:00:24;625] and flop like a fish. ♪
[000:00:27;260] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
[000:00:29;029] ♪ Ready?
[000:00:29;029] SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
[000:00:30;964] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
[000:00:33;967] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
[000:00:34;968] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
[000:00:37;437] ( laughs heartily )
[000:00:39;773] ( plays airy tune )
[000:00:55;555] ( crowd cheering )
[000:00:56;723] ANNOUNCER:
[000:00:56;723] Welcome, sports fans
[000:00:58;591] to the 21st Annual Bikini Bottom
[000:00:58;591] Fry Cook Games!
[000:01:01;828] ( playing fanfare )
[000:01:06;667] ( trumpets playing
[000:01:06;667] triumphant song )
[000:01:12;105] ( crowd cheering )
[000:01:13;974] I declare these
[000:01:13;974] Fry Cook Games
[000:01:16;376] open!
[000:01:19;412] ( emergency tone whistling )
[000:01:21;682] ( playing fanfare )
[000:01:26;119] ( panting )
[000:01:29;756] I declare these
[000:01:29;756] Fry Cook Games...
[000:01:32;793] open!
[000:01:36;496] ( crowd gasps )
[000:01:37;964] ANNOUNCER:
[000:01:37;964] So begin the 21st
[000:01:37;964] Fry Cook Games.
[000:01:41;034] I'm a realistic fish head
[000:01:41;034] and it's a beautiful day
[000:01:44;370] here at Bikini Bottom's
[000:01:44;370] Fast Food Coliseum.
[000:01:49;042] They come from everywhere
[000:01:49;042] microwaves hum...
[000:01:52;445] patties sizzle...
[000:01:55;148] and heat lamps keep the fast-
[000:01:55;148] food spirit warm and soggy.
[000:02:01;521] But the real story
[000:02:01;521] is the bitter rivalry
[000:02:04;157] between former competitors
[000:02:04;157] Mr. Krabs of The Krusty Krab
[000:02:07;794] and Plankton, of the Chumbucket.
[000:02:10;296] Who could forget the year
[000:02:10;296] Mr. Krabs won gold
[000:02:13;200] for this 500-pickle
[000:02:13;200] clean and jerk?
[000:02:15;602] ( grunts )
[000:02:17;403] Not Plankton.
[000:02:20;673] Or when Plankton
[000:02:20;673] won the hearts of millions
[000:02:23;509] by performing this perfect
[000:02:23;509] onion ring routine
[000:02:27;180] with a broken antenna?
[000:02:29;649] ( straining )
[000:02:32;953] Krabs wasn't moved.
[000:02:36;189] And now, late word is
[000:02:36;189] that this year
[000:02:38;524] the Krusty Krab
[000:02:38;524] will be represented
[000:02:40;894] by a new competitor,
[000:02:40;894] on what is perhaps
[000:02:43;897] the greatest day
[000:02:43;897] of his young life.
[000:02:46;933] This is perhaps
[000:02:46;933] the greatest day
[000:02:48;835] of my young life,
[000:02:48;835] Mr. Krabs.
[000:02:50;536] ( panting )
[000:02:51;504] I can't believe
[000:02:51;504] I'm representing
[000:02:53;473] the Krusty Krab in
[000:02:53;473] the Fry Cook Games!
[000:02:55;842] To bring home
[000:02:55;842] the gold
[000:02:57;710] is to bring
[000:02:57;710] honor and glory
[000:02:59;712] to the Krusty Krab.
[000:03:01;281] And all that free publicity
[000:03:01;281] will bring in customers!
[000:03:04;851] So don't lose!
[000:03:06;352] Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!
[000:03:08;354] ( straining ):
[000:03:08;354] Krusty-Krab.
[000:03:09;756] Krusty-Krab.
[000:03:11;224] Krusty-Krab.
[000:03:12;458] Krusty-Krab...
[000:03:12;458] Hey, SpongeBob.
[000:03:14;127] Hi, Patrick.
[000:03:15;195] Krusty-Krab.
[000:03:16;229] Krusty-Krab.
[000:03:17;764] Krusty-Krab.
[000:03:19;099] ( grunting )
[000:03:20;100] Are you trying
[000:03:20;100] to move the ground?
[000:03:22;535] You'll never move it
[000:03:22;535] like that.
[000:03:24;304] You got to get
[000:03:24;304] under... neath it!
[000:03:26;572] Come on, Patrick
[000:03:27;640] I'm trying to train
[000:03:27;640] for the Games.
[000:03:29;709] Games?
[000:03:29;709] Can I play?
[000:03:31;511] Ah, sorry, Patrick,
[000:03:31;511] you have to be a fry cook.
[000:03:34;314] Be a fry cook?
[000:03:35;548] Is that all
[000:03:35;548] I gotta do?
[000:03:37;417] That'll be easy!
[000:03:38;618] What do you mean,
[000:03:38;618] "easy"?
[000:03:40;153] How hard can it be?
[000:03:43;256] They don't let
[000:03:43;256] just anybody
[000:03:45;058] be a fry cook.
[000:03:46;392] We're an elite corps.
[000:03:47;560] Oh, come on--
[000:03:48;761] you're just
[000:03:48;761] flipping patties.
[000:03:51;298] Hey, flipping is not
[000:03:51;298] as easy as it sounds.
[000:03:55;135] ( hissing )
[000:03:56;937] Why don't you go home,
[000:03:56;937] Patrick?
[000:03:58;671] You can compete in the Laying-
[000:03:58;671] Under-A-Rock-All-Day Games!
[000:04:01;908] ( gasping ):
[000:04:01;908] At least I don't polish
[000:04:01;908] my fingernails!
[000:04:05;378] ( gasping ):
[000:04:05;378] You take that back!
[000:04:07;848] Fingernails,
[000:04:07;848] fingernails,
[000:04:07;848] fingernails!
[000:04:09;983] You don't even have
[000:04:09;983] fingernails.
[000:04:12;085] I cannot believe
[000:04:12;085] what I am hearing!
[000:04:15;288] How can you hear it?!
[000:04:16;489] You don't have ears,
[000:04:16;489] either!
[000:04:19;359] You...
[000:04:20;460] Holes, holes!
[000:04:22;562] Cone-head!
[000:04:23;363] Yellow!
[000:04:24;097] Pink!
[000:04:25;431] Oh!
[000:04:27;901] I'm going to get
[000:04:27;901] a job as a fry cook
[000:04:30;136] and it'll be easy!
[000:04:31;371] Fine!
[000:04:32;839] ( grunting )
[000:04:33;773] Krusty-Krab!
[000:04:34;774] Krusty-Krab!
[000:04:35;742] Krusty-Krab...
[000:04:36;809] ( sniffing )
[000:04:37;911] What's that smell
[000:04:37;911] in the air?
[000:04:40;680] I smell Plankton!
[000:04:45;618] Oh, yeah?
[000:04:46;920] Well, I smell...
[000:04:48;188] ( sniffing loudly )
[000:04:49;522] Pew, he's right.
[000:04:57;097] ( show music begins )
[000:05:01;134] ( toots horn off-key )
[000:05:02;302] I love messing things up.
[000:05:08;275] Are you ready
[000:05:08;275] to do or die, Krabs?
[000:05:11;177] Always ready, Plankton,
[000:05:11;177] always ready.
[000:05:14;915] Good, because today, the
[000:05:14;915] Chumbucket is going to kick...
[000:05:22;989] your carapace!
[000:05:25;125] That's what you think.
[000:05:27;260] But I got me
[000:05:27;260] a champion--
[000:05:28;962] SpongeBob!
[000:05:29;963] Show him.
[000:05:31;164] ( making karate screams )
[000:05:36;769] ( giggles )
[000:05:37;670] Look at him...
[000:05:38;671] in his prime.
[000:05:40;373] You ain't got no chance!
[000:05:41;741] That's where you're wrong, Krabs
[000:05:44;244] for I, too, have a champion.
[000:05:48;214] Ladies and gentlemen,
[000:05:48;214] turn your attention
[000:05:52;585] to the southwest corridor.
[000:05:56;156] Other way.
[000:05:58;124] ( softly ):
[000:05:58;124] Imbeciles.
[000:05:59;159] And... stop!
[000:06:01;527] Perfect!
[000:06:02;595] Representing the Chumbucket
[000:06:04;897] a creature so fearsome,
[000:06:04;897] so terrible
[000:06:09;469] so mind-bendingly large
[000:06:11;838] that those of you
[000:06:11;838] with weak constitutions
[000:06:14;507] may want to leave the stadium.
[000:06:16;209] I gotta get out of here!
[000:06:17;610] PLANKTON:
[000:06:17;610] Too late!
[000:06:18;611] Ready or not, here he comes.
[000:06:21;547] Quake with fear,
[000:06:21;547] you mortal fools.
[000:06:24;184] Bow down before
[000:06:24;184] the awesome might of...
[000:06:28;121] ( crashing )
[000:06:30;756] this huge guy who's carrying
[000:06:30;756] the real contestant...
[000:06:33;526] Patrick Star!
[000:06:36;262] Patrick, what are
[000:06:36;262] you doing here?
[000:06:38;498] You're not
[000:06:38;498] a fry cook.
[000:06:39;799] Oh, yes, I am,
[000:06:39;799] Mr. SpongeBob-
[000:06:39;799] Superior Pants.
[000:06:44;337] Check it out!
[000:06:45;438] I been working
[000:06:45;438] for the Chumbucket
[000:06:47;240] for almost
[000:06:47;240] five minutes!
[000:06:48;574] Well, it doesn't
[000:06:48;574] matter anyway
[000:06:50;510] 'cause you're going
[000:06:50;510] to eat my dust.
[000:06:52;812] Uh-uh, I'm eating
[000:06:52;812] my own dust.
[000:06:54;414] Not if I eat it first!
[000:06:55;715] Yellow!
[000:06:55;715] Pink!
[000:06:58;184] I can't believe it,
[000:06:58;184] Mr. Krabs.
[000:07:00;686] I thought Patrick
[000:07:00;686] was my friend.
[000:07:03;156] Friend?
[000:07:04;224] Not in here he ain't.
[000:07:05;725] What do you mean?
[000:07:06;893] He's not really
[000:07:06;893] your friend.
[000:07:09;029] He's not?
[000:07:10;363] He's plotting your downfall
[000:07:10;363] right now!
[000:07:13;299] He is?
[000:07:14;367] He's going to stab you
[000:07:15;835] in the back!
[000:07:17;203] He wouldn't!
[000:07:18;338] Of course
[000:07:18;338] he would.
[000:07:20;106] Just look at him.
[000:07:21;441] Square...
[000:07:23;376] the shape of evil!
[000:07:25;545] KRABS:
[000:07:25;545] It's a mockery
[000:07:25;545] of your profession.
[000:07:27;680] Are we going to let
[000:07:27;680] some pretender
[000:07:29;615] take away what
[000:07:29;615] belongs to the Krusty Krab?!
[000:07:32;052] No!
[000:07:32;919] Then get mean!
[000:07:34;254] I'm mean!
[000:07:35;522] Get angry!
[000:07:36;756] I'm angry!
[000:07:38;391] Now get out there...
[000:07:40;093] And win...
[000:07:41;261] That...
[000:07:41;894] Medal!
[000:07:43;229] ( bellowing )
[000:07:44;764] ( growling )
[000:07:46;066] ( both growling )
[000:07:49;369] ( growls weakly )
[000:07:53;373] ANNOUNCER:
[000:07:53;373] Our first event:
[000:07:53;373] the deep-fry pole vault!
[000:07:57;777] Win this one
[000:07:57;777] for the Krusty Krab!
[000:08:00;012] For the Krusty Krab!
[000:08:04;817] ( crowd saying "Oh" )
[000:08:07;587] ( crowd saying "Yay" )
[000:08:09;589] Win this one because
[000:08:09;589] I told you to.
[000:08:12;392] Because you told me to!
[000:08:14;827] ( grunting )
[000:08:17;197] ( cheering )
[000:08:18;965] Fish sticks!
[000:08:19;999] Get your
[000:08:19;999] fish sticks here!
[000:08:21;834] ANNOUNCER:
[000:08:21;834] The next event:
[000:08:21;834] the chocolate high-dive.
[000:08:25;138] Make way for
[000:08:25;138] the real fry cook,
[000:08:25;138] Patrick.
[000:08:28;108] ANNOUNCER:
[000:08:28;108] For his dive, SpongeBob
[000:08:28;108] will be attempting
[000:08:31;644] a full banana fudge-pop
[000:08:31;644] with two sticks.
[000:08:35;648] And now, absolute silence.
[000:08:39;719] I scream...
[000:08:41;321] for ice cream!
[000:08:46;993] ANNOUNCER:
[000:08:46;993] Perfect entry!
[000:08:49;229] And toasted almonds--
[000:08:49;229] that's unexpected.
[000:08:51;331] He stuck it!
[000:08:53;333] And just look
[000:08:53;333] at that even coating!
[000:08:57;270] Top that...
[000:08:58;438] Pinky.
[000:09:00;340] Almonds?
[000:09:01;374] Curse him,
[000:09:01;374] that's good...
[000:09:03;676] but perhaps a bit
[000:09:03;676] too highbrow
[000:09:05;278] for this crowd.
[000:09:06;412] He thinks he's
[000:09:06;412] better than them!
[000:09:08;414] ( grunts )
[000:09:09;449] Better than you!
[000:09:10;517] ( grunts more forcefully )
[000:09:12;118] Now get up there
[000:09:12;118] and show him
[000:09:14;020] how the common man
[000:09:15;321] prepares his frozen
[000:09:15;321] dairy treats!
[000:09:17;557] ( bellowing )
[000:09:19;159] ANNOUNCER:
[000:09:19;159] Patrick will be resurrecting
[000:09:19;159] an old favorite:
[000:09:22;362] the single-scoop strawberry cone
[000:09:22;362] with a chocolate dip.
[000:09:28;535] Just look at that concentration!
[000:09:30;703] Oh, a little shaky
[000:09:30;703] on that entry--
[000:09:33;406] but just look at that form!
[000:09:35;642] Take that, Yellow Boy!
[000:09:37;710] Laugh while you can,
[000:09:37;710] Pinky.
[000:09:39;512] It's not over yet.
[000:09:40;647] That's what you think
[000:09:41;981] but it's not over yet!
[000:09:47;554] It's not over yet!
[000:09:49;255] With the score tied
[000:09:49;255] we go to our final event:
[000:09:51;791] Bun Wrestling.
[000:09:53;326] Who will take home
[000:09:53;326] the gold?
[000:09:55;195] Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab?
[000:09:57;430] Don't forget,
[000:09:57;430] he called you yellow.
[000:10:03;703] ANNOUNCER:
[000:10:03;703] Or Plankton, of the Chumbucket?
[000:10:06;272] Don't forget,
[000:10:06;272] he called you pink!
[000:10:08;774] ( growling )
[000:10:12;445] ( grunting )
[000:10:13;979] ( screaming )
[000:10:15;548] ( bell dings )
[000:10:16;449] ( growling )
[000:10:17;817] ( grunting )
[000:10:19;586] ( growling )
[000:10:20;620] ( screaming )
[000:10:21;454] ( screaming )
[000:10:24;123] ( screaming )
[000:10:26;158] ( screaming )
[000:10:27;159] ( screaming )
[000:10:27;893] ( screaming )
[000:10:29;095] ( screaming )
[000:10:30;996] ( yelling )
[000:10:40;139] Forget the Chumbucket--
[000:10:41;907] this is personal.
[000:10:45;311] ( screaming )
[000:10:50;383] ( yelling )
[000:10:56;289] No!
[000:10:57;890] My name's not "Rick"!
[000:11:03;763] ( shouting and grunting )
[000:11:08;468] I don't like you.
[000:11:10;570] I don't like you more!
[000:11:11;804] I never liked you!
[000:11:13;406] I a thousand times
[000:11:13;406] never liked you!
[000:11:15;308] Pink!
[000:11:16;342] Yellow!
[000:11:17;443] ( straining )
[000:11:20;747] ( ripping )
[000:11:22;815] ( crowd gasping )
[000:11:24;384] SPONGEBOB:
[000:11:24;384] ( gasps ) Yellow!
[000:11:26;486] PATRICK:
[000:11:26;486] Pink?
[000:11:30;256] ( together ):
[000:11:30;256] You do care.
[000:11:32;958] ( sobbing )
[000:11:37;497] Let's promise never
[000:11:37;497] to fight again,
[000:11:37;497] buddy.
[000:11:40;032] Yeah, pal,
[000:11:40;032] let's go home.
[000:11:42;968] ( both whistling )
[000:11:44;637] ( crowd booing )
[000:11:46;773] Hey, where you going?
[000:11:48;908] Get back here
[000:11:48;908] and kill each other!
[000:11:51;644] You're my
[000:11:51;644] best friend ever.
[000:11:53;913] You, too, Patrick.
[000:11:55;581] You know, these were white
[000:11:55;581] when I bought them.
[000:12:21;006] ( inhales deeply )
[000:12:22;608] Ah...
[000:12:24;043] What a wonderful day.
[000:12:26;612] The sun is out,
[000:12:26;612] the water is shimmering,
[000:12:29;549] ( chirping )
[000:12:29;549] scallops are chirping.
[000:12:31;817] So peaceful.
[000:12:41;294] Can we lower the volume, please!
[000:12:43;696] I can't work
[000:12:43;696] with all that racket going on.
[000:12:46;699] Oh, sure thing, Squidward.
[000:12:48;668] ( mutters ):
[000:12:48;668] Right, hmm.
[000:12:50;636] Okay.
[000:12:52;471] ( taps lightly )
[000:13:08;020] And now for some soothing sounds
[000:13:08;020] from Squidward's clarinet.
[000:13:12;925] Thank you, thank you.
[000:13:14;727] ( inhales loudly )
[000:13:16;061] ( playing simple melody offkey )
[000:13:24;903] ( banging noisily )
[000:13:27;005] I thought I...! Huh?
[000:13:30;008] Hey, Squidward,
[000:13:30;008] want to blow some bubbles?
[000:13:32;778] Only 25 cents.
[000:13:34;547] Oh, right, like I would spend
[000:13:34;547] a moment of my time
[000:13:38;851] blowing bubbles.
[000:13:40;353] Uh-huh.
[000:13:41;287] Oh, please!
[000:13:42;688] I mean, who in the world
[000:13:42;688] would pay to blow bubbles?
[000:13:47;260] Good morning.
[000:13:50;229] ( gasps, then shouts )
[000:13:52;365] Oh, boy.
[000:13:53;599] Good morning
[000:13:53;599] to you, sir.
[000:13:55;134] Would you care
[000:13:55;134] to blow a bubble?
[000:13:57;102] Oh, how much is it?
[000:13:59;472] Only a quarter.
[000:14:00;673] Sounds reasonable.
[000:14:02;908] ( quietly ):
[000:14:02;908] Uh... I'm going to need
[000:14:02;908] to borrow a quarter.
[000:14:07;146] Sure thing, Patrick.
[000:14:08;648] Ah! One quarter.
[000:14:15;854] Thank you.
[000:14:17;089] ( mutters )
[000:14:18;056] Business is booming.
[000:14:19;592] ( laughs )
[000:14:23;028] How did I ever get surrounded
[000:14:23;028] by such loser neighbors?
[000:14:27;433] ( plays squeaky jazz melody )
[000:14:31;404] One bubble wand,
[000:14:31;404] dipped and ready to go.
[000:14:35;207] Ooh!
[000:14:36;509] ( inhales loudly )
[000:14:38;243] ( lips sputtering )
[000:14:43;582] ( sputtering continues )
[000:14:47;252] ( glass shatters )
[000:14:48;754] ( sputtering continues )
[000:14:58;431] ( coughs and wheezes )
[000:15:02;134] ( sputters )
[000:15:03;636] ( Patrick pants and sputters )
[000:15:09;542] ( panting )
[000:15:11;477] Could I interest you
[000:15:11;477] in some lessons?
[000:15:13;579] Only 25 cents.
[000:15:14;680] Uh... very well, then.
[000:15:18;551] Hey, Sponge, can I borrow
[000:15:18;551] another quarter?
[000:15:23;021] Thanks.
[000:15:24;457] Okay, Patrick,
[000:15:24;457] it's all in the technique.
[000:15:26;759] First go like this.
[000:15:28;661] Spin around-- stop!
[000:15:30;128] Double-take three times--
[000:15:30;128] one, two, three.
[000:15:34;266] Then... pelvic thrust!
[000:15:36;502] Whoo!
[000:15:38;203] Whoo!
[000:15:39;772] Stop on your right foot.
[000:15:41;106] Don't forget it!
[000:15:42;541] Now it's time
[000:15:42;541] to bring it around town.
[000:15:45;911] Bring it around town.
[000:15:48;881] Then you do this
[000:15:50;949] then this and this,
[000:15:50;949] then that and this
[000:15:53;519] and that and this and then...
[000:15:56;054] ( puffs gently )
[000:15:57;423] ( air puffs again, then again )
[000:16:02;027] ( popping "quacks" )
[000:16:04;764] Ooh!
[000:16:07;767] Ah!
[000:16:09;334] ( guffaws )
[000:16:11;003] Ah!
[000:16:18;911] ( guffaws )
[000:16:23;982] Oh!
[000:16:31;624] ( foghorn blows )
[000:16:35;628] Huh?
[000:16:38;697] And now... with two hands.
[000:16:46;405] ( Patrick guffaws )
[000:16:47;773] It's a giraffe.
[000:16:50;709] ( Patrick guffaws
[000:16:50;709] uncontrollably )
[000:16:58;551] ( guffawing continues )
[000:17:03;789] ( elephant trumpets )
[000:17:14;166] ( grunts )
[000:17:15;935] ( tentacles squirming )
[000:17:20;105] Excuse me, sir,
[000:17:20;105] but we are close...
[000:17:22;441] Don't give me any of that.
[000:17:23;976] How could you two
[000:17:23;976] possibly make all this noise
[000:17:26;512] just blowing bubbles?
[000:17:27;913] We're not just blowing bubbles;
[000:17:27;913] we're making bubble art.
[000:17:31;484] Watch carefully.
[000:17:33;218] First go like this.
[000:17:35;320] Spin around-- stop!
[000:17:37;289] Double-take three times--
[000:17:37;289] one, two, three.
[000:17:40;058] Then... pelvic thrust!
[000:17:42;027] Whoo!
[000:17:43;562] Whoo!
[000:17:44;730] Stop on your right foot.
[000:17:46;398] Don't forget it!
[000:17:47;432] Now it's time
[000:17:49;101] to bring it around town.
[000:17:50;936] Bring it
[000:17:50;936] around town.
[000:17:54;740] Then you do this,
[000:17:54;740] then this
[000:17:57;142] and this, then that and this
[000:17:57;142] and that and this and then...
[000:18:00;278] ( puffs gently )
[000:18:12;224] That's not art.
[000:18:13;592] That's just annoying.
[000:18:15;460] Blowing bubbles.
[000:18:17;029] That's the lamest idea
[000:18:17;029] I have ever heard.
[000:18:22;935] SQUIDWARD:
[000:18:22;935] You should be ashamed
[000:18:22;935] of yourself.
[000:18:26;705] ( chuckles ):
[000:18:26;705] Bubbles.
[000:18:28;306] ( chuckles, mutters )
[000:18:29;842] Art.
[000:18:31;810] Bubbles.
[000:18:34;112] ( mutters ):
[000:18:34;112] Ridiculous.
[000:18:35;781] ( sniffs )
[000:18:41;987] ( inhales deeply )
[000:18:43;422] That'll be
[000:18:43;422] 25 cents, sir.
[000:18:44;857] Aah! Whoa! What?
[000:18:46;124] Oh!
[000:18:47;793] Who would pay 25 cents
[000:18:47;793] to blow bubbles?!
[000:18:51;229] We also offer lessons
[000:18:51;229] for beginners.
[000:18:53;365] Beginners?
[000:18:54;433] What could be
[000:18:54;433] more simple
[000:18:56;535] than blowing
[000:18:56;535] a stupid bubble?
[000:18:59;004] Here's
[000:18:59;004] your 25 cents.
[000:19:05;744] Watch and learn.
[000:19:08;948] ( blows )
[000:19:10;415] Uh... wait, wait, wait.
[000:19:12;217] ( blows )
[000:19:14;653] One more time.
[000:19:15;888] Here, wait, wait.
[000:19:17;089] ( inhales deeply )
[000:19:18;490] ( sputters )
[000:19:21;594] ( makes raspberry sound )
[000:19:23;729] ( yelps )
[000:19:23;729] Whoa!
[000:19:24;863] ( both whistle )
[000:19:26;765] Aah, just a mere warm-up.
[000:19:33;305] ( sputters )
[000:19:35;107] ( raspberry )
[000:19:37;476] Hey, Squidward,
[000:19:37;476] remember the technique.
[000:19:40;012] Technique-- you
[000:19:40;012] do this and this.
[000:19:42;447] Step back.
[000:19:44;116] PATRICK:
[000:19:44;116] Technique, Squidward.
[000:19:46;284] Spin around like this.
[000:19:49;454] Over here.
[000:19:50;422] One, two, yeah, three...
[000:19:52;825] The pelvic whoo!
[000:19:54;660] ( sputters )
[000:19:56;962] Don't for...
[000:19:56;962] don't forget the "whoo"!
[000:20:01;600] PATRICK:
[000:20:01;600] Listen to Sponge.
[000:20:03;902] SPONGEBOB:
[000:20:03;902] Technique!
[000:20:04;970] Technique! Technique!
[000:20:06;672] Technique!
[000:20:08;273] Technique!
[000:20:08;273] Technique!
[000:20:09;508] Technique!
[000:20:09;508] Technique!
[000:20:10;709] Tech...
[000:20:11;844] You're... not doing
[000:20:11;844] the... technique.
[000:20:15;380] Technique?! Technique?!
[000:20:16;882] Technique, technique,
[000:20:16;882] technique, technique, technique!
[000:20:20;085] First I do this.
[000:20:21;987] Spin around, stop.
[000:20:23;822] Double-take three times.
[000:20:25;390] And here we go, pelvic thrust.
[000:20:27;826] Whoo!
[000:20:29;662] Whoo!
[000:20:30;663] Oh, stop on your right foot.
[000:20:33;732] Don't forget it!
[000:20:34;800] Then bring it around town.
[000:20:37;235] And a little of this,
[000:20:37;235] a little of that.
[000:20:39;672] ( screams ):
[000:20:39;672] A little of this, this, that,
[000:20:39;672] that, that, that, that, then...
[000:20:43;876] ( screaming maniacally )
[000:20:49;815] Wow!
[000:20:49;815] Wow!
[000:20:54;820] All right, Squid!
[000:20:56;588] That was so good!
[000:20:58;356] Squid is
[000:20:58;356] number one.
[000:21:01;093] I really did it,
[000:21:01;093] didn't I?
[000:21:02;494] Yeah-- you guys
[000:21:02;494] didn't blow
[000:21:02;494] anything like that.
[000:21:06;231] SPONGEBOB:
[000:21:06;231] Nope.
[000:21:07;199] Now, that's a bubble.
[000:21:09;001] You said it, Squidward.
[000:21:10;669] See, it is all
[000:21:10;669] in the technique.
[000:21:12;705] Yeah, technique.
[000:21:14;406] Technique? Huh!
[000:21:16;208] SpongeBob, you don't think
[000:21:16;208] I created
[000:21:19;244] that... ( kisses noisily )
[000:21:19;244] beautiful work of art
[000:21:23;048] with your help.
[000:21:24;449] ( cackles )
[000:21:25;517] Come on, it's in my genes.
[000:21:28;921] ( chanting ):
[000:21:28;921] Squid's got genes.
[000:21:30;756] Squid's got genes...
[000:21:31;890] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[000:21:35;961] ( clarinet playing snazzy tune )
[000:21:39;331] ( playing in tune )
[000:21:43;268] BOTH:
[000:21:43;268] Squidward, Squidward,
[000:21:43;268] Squidward, Squidward...
[000:21:47;206] Squidward, Squidward,
[000:21:47;206] Squidward...
[000:21:49;074] BOTH:
[000:21:49;074] Squidward, Squidward...
[000:21:50;876] I rock.
[000:21:53;712] Squidward,
[000:21:53;712] Squidward...
[000:21:55;914] Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,
[000:21:55;914] Squidward, Squidward,
[000:22:00;018] Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,
[000:22:00;018] Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,
[000:22:04;156] Squidward, Squidward,
[000:22:04;156] Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,
[000:22:09;427] Squid, Squid, Squidward!
[000:22:09;427] Squid, Squid, Squidward!
[000:22:11;764] Squid, Squid, Squidward!
[000:22:11;764] Squid, Squid, Squidward!
[000:22:15;167] PATRICK:
[000:22:15;167] Squidward, Squidward,
[000:22:17;236] Squidward, Squidward...
[000:22:20;405] Squidward... ( grunts )
[000:22:21;907] Squidward!
[000:22:24;342] BOTH:
[000:22:24;342] Squidward!
[000:22:26;011] Squidward! Squidward!
[000:22:28;546] ( plays final notes to melody )
[000:22:31;516] Hello, my friends.
[000:22:33;152] You are looking at a...
[000:22:35;453] BOTH ( shouting ):
[000:22:35;453] Squidward...!
[000:22:38;423] Genius.
[000:22:40;592] ( bubble pops, air sputters,
[000:22:40;592] ocean rumbles )
[000:22:45;798] Wow!
[000:22:45;798] Wow!
[000:22:57;709] ( clarinet plays squeaky notes )
[000:23:16;896] NARRATOR:
[000:23:16;896] Ah, beautiful springtime.
[000:23:20;198] A time of fun and frolic
[000:23:20;198] for most...
[000:23:23;636] but not for this poor slob.
[000:23:25;638] Oh, what
[000:23:25;638] a beautiful day.
[000:23:28;173] And here I am
[000:23:29;708] trapped in a prison
[000:23:29;708] of high cholesterol.
[000:23:32;611] ( bell dings )
[000:23:33;746] Oh! No one ever comes in
[000:23:33;746] on Sunday.
[000:23:36;148] ( bell dings )
[000:23:37;382] Oh! Why can't Mr. Krabs
[000:23:37;382] just let us go home?
[000:23:40;218] ( bell dings )
[000:23:41;153] Oh...!
[000:23:42;220] ( dings )
[000:23:43;221] ( giggling )
[000:23:44;690] SpongeBob, stop ringing
[000:23:44;690] this bell.
[000:23:46;992] I was just testing it.
[000:23:48;627] I will ring the bell
[000:23:48;627] when there's an order.
[000:23:51;564] But...
[000:23:52;565] there's no customers!
[000:23:54;834] There hasn't been one all day
[000:23:54;834] and there isn't going to be any!
[000:23:58;270] Ooh...!
[000:23:58;270] ( bell dings )
[000:23:59;338] One Krabby Patty coming up!
[000:24:01;540] No... oof!
[000:24:03;041] ( clattering )
[000:24:04;777] That sounds like
[000:24:04;777] me money dropping.
[000:24:07;613] What's going on
[000:24:07;613] out here?!
[000:24:09;648] My babies!
[000:24:10;950] Get away, barbarian!
[000:24:12;852] What have you done?
[000:24:14;620] Nice clean money... soiled!
[000:24:17;155] I'll take care of you.
[000:24:19;257] Papa clean you up.
[000:24:20;425] Clear the way!
[000:24:22;194] No, no, no,
[000:24:22;194] don't cry, little ones.
[000:24:24;630] What's wrong,
[000:24:24;630] Mr. Krabs?
[000:24:28;801] Me dime!
[000:24:33;506] Oh...
[000:24:36;709] No...!
[000:24:40;078] I got it, boy.
[000:24:41;614] What the...?
[000:24:43;048] It's stuck!
[000:24:44;416] You got to help me,
[000:24:44;416] SpongeBob!
[000:24:46;451] You've got to let go
[000:24:46;451] of the dime.
[000:24:48;787] I can think
[000:24:48;787] of ten good reasons
[000:24:50;990] to never let go
[000:24:50;990] of a dime, boy.
[000:24:53;191] There's got to be
[000:24:53;191] another way!
[000:24:55;327] Grab me captain's
[000:24:55;327] quarters and heave!
[000:24:58;063] ( both grunting )
[000:25:00;365] ( grunting )
[000:25:02;801] Me arms...!
[000:25:04;737] Oh, no, not again!
[000:25:06;739] ( grunts )
[000:25:08;140] ( clanging and grunting )
[000:25:16;015] ( groans )
[000:25:18;784] ( clink )
[000:25:19;785] ( groans )
[000:25:24;924] Wait...
[000:25:25;958] Squidward...
[000:25:26;992] I'm putting you
[000:25:26;992] in charge
[000:25:28;193] of things around here
[000:25:28;193] while I'm gone.
[000:25:31;363] You can count on me, sir!
[000:25:35;034] Take care, hurry back.
[000:25:36;769] Get well soon.
[000:25:37;870] You're in our thoughts.
[000:25:39;371] Takes more muscles to
[000:25:39;371] frown than to smile.
[000:25:42;074] Okay, SpongeBob,
[000:25:42;074] let's get down to business.
[000:25:46;344] My first official act
[000:25:46;344] as new manager
[000:25:49;582] is to give you
[000:25:49;582] a promotion.
[000:25:51;984] Oh! Really?
[000:25:53;151] You get to run
[000:25:53;151] the cash register.
[000:25:57;056] The cash register...?
[000:25:58;958] Wow!
[000:26:00;525] Squidward, who's going to
[000:26:00;525] work the grill?
[000:26:03;161] You are-- it's part
[000:26:03;161] of the promotion
[000:26:03;161] I mentioned earlier.
[000:26:06;732] You'll be wearing
[000:26:06;732] two hats now.
[000:26:08;801] You're going to
[000:26:08;801] take the orders
[000:26:11;070] then you're going to
[000:26:11;070] make them!
[000:26:13;405] Oh...
[000:26:15;240] This is the best day of my life.
[000:26:17;576] Me, too.
[000:26:19;344] But wait, if I'm running
[000:26:19;344] the register and the grill
[000:26:22;081] what are you going to do?
[000:26:23;482] I've got some
[000:26:23;482] very important
[000:26:25;383] boss-like
[000:26:25;383] errands to run.
[000:26:27;052] See you later.
[000:26:28;087] Squidward!
[000:26:29;154] What?
[000:26:29;822] You forgot
[000:26:30;823] to teach me how to use...
[000:26:32;190] the cash register...
[000:26:35;861] You push the button
[000:26:35;861] and put the money inside.
[000:26:39;297] Okay, you're on your own.
[000:26:41;333] I can't believe
[000:26:41;333] this is really happening.
[000:26:45;638] Today I start living!
[000:26:48;007] Well, Squidward, you've really
[000:26:48;007] outdone yourself this time.
[000:26:52;611] A beautiful day of relaxing
[000:26:52;611] and pampering... with pay.
[000:26:56;915] Hmm... guess I do feel
[000:26:56;915] kind of bad
[000:26:59;518] for poor little SpongeBob
[000:27:01;553] all by his lonesome...
[000:27:03;956] Oh, oh, it will pass.
[000:27:05;257] He's probably just
[000:27:05;257] standing at the register
[000:27:07;960] with that stupid grin
[000:27:07;960] on his face.
[000:27:10;162] Hey, SpongeBob!
[000:27:11;329] Hey, Patrick!
[000:27:12;564] Hey, SpongeBob
[000:27:13;766] could you give me
[000:27:13;766] change for a quarter?
[000:27:16;334] No problem!
[000:27:18;737] Here you go!
[000:27:19;838] Thanks!
[000:27:20;939] I forgot to tell him
[000:27:22;307] how to make change! Oh...!
[000:27:24;109] Sponge...
[000:27:25;744] Bob...
[000:27:28;613] Hmm... Phew.
[000:27:31;349] Hi, Squidward.
[000:27:31;349] All done with those errands?
[000:27:33;385] No, I am not.
[000:27:34;586] I just remembered
[000:27:36;188] I needed change
[000:27:36;188] for this dollar.
[000:27:39;091] Do you want four quarters
[000:27:40;492] or ten dimes, or 20 nickels,
[000:27:40;492] or 100 pennies
[000:27:42;761] or one quarter, three dimes,
[000:27:42;761] seven nickels and ten pennies
[000:27:45;798] or, if you give me a five-dollar
[000:27:45;798] bill, your options are...
[000:27:48;801] All right! Goodbye.
[000:27:51;203] This is great.
[000:27:53;638] My day off, no worries,
[000:27:53;638] just relaxation.
[000:27:57;375] I'm the boss, I deserve this.
[000:28:00;179] Ah...
[000:28:01;747] ( thinking ):
[000:28:01;747] Everything will be fine.
[000:28:04;249] There won't be
[000:28:04;249] any customers today anyway.
[000:28:07;285] He'll probably just
[000:28:07;285] stand there bored. ( chuckles )
[000:28:10;756] SpongeBob, bored. ( chuckles )
[000:28:14;226] Uh... getting kind of bored.
[000:28:16;729] Ah... ( snoring )
[000:28:25;370] Aah, ooh!
[000:28:26;471] ( puffing )
[000:28:28;607] ( gibbering )
[000:28:33;645] Oh, what am I doing?
[000:28:35;347] I am wasting valuable relaxing
[000:28:35;347] time, that's what I'm doing!
[000:28:40;119] I mean, really,
[000:28:40;119] what are the odds?
[000:28:42;888] SpongeBob setting
[000:28:42;888] the Krusty Krab on fire?
[000:28:46;125] ( laughs )
[000:28:47;860] ( siren wailing )
[000:28:49;427] Aah!
[000:28:50;495] ( panting )
[000:28:59;238] May I help you, sir?
[000:29:01;240] It's me, you dunce!
[000:29:03;208] Oh, hi, Squidward!
[000:29:04;542] How are those errands going?
[000:29:06;645] What's that supposed to mean?
[000:29:08;546] I'm very busy.
[000:29:09;681] I'm sure you are.
[000:29:10;849] I don't like your tone.
[000:29:13;551] ( higher-pitched ):
[000:29:13;551] I'm sure you are.
[000:29:15;420] ( normal voice ):
[000:29:15;420] How's that?
[000:29:16;789] Just do your jobs!
[000:29:17;956] Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles.
[000:29:21;927] ( muttering )
[000:29:23;328] Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs
[000:29:23;328] put him in charge.
[000:29:29;701] Must... re... lax!
[000:29:35;240] ( sighs )
[000:29:36;175] Look at yourself.
[000:29:37;309] You're losing your bluish glow.
[000:29:39;678] Stop worrying so much.
[000:29:41;346] Now, repeat after me.
[000:29:43;215] You will not go back
[000:29:43;215] to the Krusty Krab.
[000:29:46;551] I will destroy the Krusty Krab!
[000:29:48;720] Aah!
[000:29:51;857] SpongeBob!
[000:29:53;425] Have you finished...?
[000:29:54;159] No!
[000:29:54;827] That's it!
[000:29:56;561] No matter what sick fantasies
[000:29:56;561] run through my mind
[000:29:59;231] I will not go back
[000:29:59;231] to that restaurant!
[000:30:04;236] ( panting )
[000:30:07;139] Have you finished those errands?
[000:30:09;808] ( panting )
[000:30:12;344] ( panting )
[000:30:14;913] Have you finished those errands?
[000:30:16;548] ( panting )
[000:30:18;984] Have you finished
[000:30:18;984] those errands?
[000:30:20;785] ( panting )
[000:30:21;786] Have you finished those errands?
[000:30:23;421] ( panting )
[000:30:24;323] Have you finished
[000:30:25;690] those errands?
[000:30:27;692] Have you finished
[000:30:27;692] those errands?
[000:30:30;329] Have you finished
[000:30:30;329] those errands?
[000:30:31;964] Have you finished
[000:30:31;964] those errands?
[000:30:33;565] Errands, errands...
[000:30:34;566] Errands, errands, errands...
[000:30:36;768] Have you finished those errands?
[000:30:38;337] Have you finished those errands?
[000:30:40;038] Have you finished those errands?
[000:30:41;473] No, I am not finished
[000:30:41;473] with those errands
[000:30:43;675] and I never will be,
[000:30:43;675] so quit checking up on me!
[000:30:46;278] I know what you're up to.
[000:30:47;913] Forcing me to come back here
[000:30:47;913] every time you mess up!
[000:30:51;183] But I haven't...
[000:30:51;884] Maybe you haven't
[000:30:52;951] messed up yet
[000:30:53;952] but you will.
[000:30:55;220] You will...
[000:30:56;621] And when you do,
[000:30:56;621] I'll be there.
[000:31:00;359] I'll be there!
[000:31:02;027] ( laughing wildly )
[000:31:04;229] Gosh, Squidward
[000:31:04;229] sure is a hard worker.
[000:31:07;266] He makes me proud
[000:31:07;266] to wear these hats.
[000:31:16;808] There! Now I'll have to stay
[000:31:16;808] here and enjoy myself!
[000:31:19;611] ( laughs )
[000:31:20;979] I'm not even going to think
[000:31:20;979] about you-know-who
[000:31:23;715] at the you-know-what
[000:31:23;715] doing I-don't-care.
[000:31:26;118] ( laughs )
[000:31:27;219] Just gonna... relax.
[000:31:33;858] Let Squid's day off... begin.
[000:31:37;963] ( SpongeBob laughing )
[000:31:39;331] What was that?
[000:31:40;732] ( SpongeBob laughing )
[000:31:42;301] It's SpongeBob.
[000:31:44;202] He's spying on me to see if I'm
[000:31:44;202] really doing errands. ( laughs )
[000:31:48;907] But he left his post.
[000:31:48;907] ( laughs )
[000:31:51;176] And I've finally caught him
[000:31:51;176] messing up. ( laughs )
[000:31:54;679] Aha! I caught you, Sponge...
[000:31:58;984] Branch.
[000:32:00;652] ( scratches like
[000:32:00;652] SpongeBob laughing )
[000:32:04;789] Ha... here's the rubber duck
[000:32:04;789] Mr. Krabs wanted me to get.
[000:32:08;961] I got you now!
[000:32:10;829] Wait till Mr. Krabs
[000:32:10;829] finds out you're a... toilet.
[000:32:13;966] You're losing it, Squidward.
[000:32:16;768] Calm down.
[000:32:17;936] If I let this get to me again
[000:32:19;704] I'll just end up running down
[000:32:19;704] to the Krusty Krab
[000:32:22;407] bursting through the front door
[000:32:24;376] up to that yellow headache,
[000:32:24;376] SpongeBob, and he'll say...
[000:32:27;512] Hi, Squidward.
[000:32:28;680] Are you finished with
[000:32:28;680] those errands yet?
[000:32:30;548] Aha!
[000:32:32;250] I know you're in here.
[000:32:35;153] ( gasps )
[000:32:38;423] He's headed back
[000:32:38;423] to the Krusty Krab!
[000:32:41;593] I'll beat him there!
[000:32:43;495] ( panting )
[000:32:45;097] I've got you now, SpongeBob!
[000:32:47;265] Hey, put
[000:32:47;265] some clothes on!
[000:32:49;868] The truth will be revealed!
[000:32:52;537] Whoa-ho,
[000:32:52;537] right on, Squidward!
[000:32:54;939] Okay, Mr. Krabs.
[000:32:56;441] Get plenty of rest
[000:32:57;942] and if things
[000:32:57;942] don't seem right,
[000:32:57;942] come back.
[000:33:00;112] Thanks, Doc.
[000:33:01;313] ( laughing wildly )
[000:33:02;314] SpongeBob, you can't...
[000:33:08;653] ( laughing wildly )
[000:33:09;754] Aha!
[000:33:11;423] I caught you now!
[000:33:13;291] You didn't think I knew
[000:33:14;893] you were a stick
[000:33:14;893] outside my window! Ha!
[000:33:17;396] Or the toilet in my bathroom!
[000:33:19;398] And then you were
[000:33:19;398] in my bathtub, and I...
[000:33:22;167] and you... and I...
[000:33:23;968] and then you... swam...
[000:33:23;968] down the drain...
[000:33:27;739] and... beat me
[000:33:27;739] to the Krusty Krab.
[000:33:30;775] Uh, does that
[000:33:30;775] mean you're...?
[000:33:32;810] Yes, SpongeBob.
[000:33:34;579] I am finished
[000:33:34;579] with those errands.
[000:33:38;350] I guess I want to take
[000:33:38;350] my place back
[000:33:41;253] at the cash register.
[000:33:43;055] I really do.
[000:33:45;290] Then you might want to
[000:33:45;290] put these on.
[000:33:53;131] Hmm...
[000:33:54;732] Hey, Squidward, you know what?
[000:33:56;268] Look, we forgot to switch
[000:33:56;268] the "Closed" sign to "Open."
[000:34:02;340] It's almost like we could have
[000:34:02;340] taken the whole day off!
[000:34:06;611] ( laughing )
[000:34:30;535] ( ticking )
[000:34:32;570] Wait for it...
[000:34:38;043] ( stops ticking )
[000:34:45;016] COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
[000:34:51;423] Another day, another migraine.
[000:34:53;525] ( laughs sheepishly )
[000:34:54;659] Mi...
[000:34:55;860] COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
[000:34:59;497] ...graine.
[000:35:02;333] ( sighs )
[000:35:03;501] Isn't it great
[000:35:05;170] working at
[000:35:05;170] the Krusty Krab,
[000:35:05;170] Squidward?
[000:35:07;705] Huh? Isn't it?
[000:35:08;739] Working here?
[000:35:09;840] Yeah, great.
[000:35:10;908] Yeah.
[000:35:10;908] Yeah.
[000:35:12;243] Oh, yeah.
[000:35:12;243] Yes!
[000:35:13;244] Hold that thought,
[000:35:13;244] Squidward.
[000:35:14;845] I'm due in the parking lot
[000:35:14;845] for early morning litter patrol.
[000:35:18;083] May Neptune shine brightly
[000:35:18;083] on my harvest.
[000:35:20;218] ( laughs )
[000:35:23;688] Litter.
[000:35:25;223] Looks like someone
[000:35:25;223] missed the trash basket,
[000:35:27;492] huh, Mr. Candy Wrapper?
[000:35:28;793] Kids these days.
[000:35:30;828] ( gasps )
[000:35:32;730] I've never seen
[000:35:32;730] such an epidemic!
[000:35:34;665] Well, at least
[000:35:34;665] it's all over now.
[000:35:36;568] ( gasps )
[000:35:37;969] Huh?
[000:35:39;670] Huh?!
[000:35:41;139] Huh?
[000:35:42;640] ( shouting in exasperation )
[000:35:44;909] ( breathing heavily )
[000:35:46;043] ( object whistles through air )
[000:35:49;614] Where is all this litter
[000:35:49;614] coming from?
[000:35:52;750] ( clears throat )
[000:35:56;921] Not on my watch.
[000:35:59;357] Sir, I will
[000:35:59;357] have you know
[000:36:00;825] it's against the law
[000:36:00;825] to litter.
[000:36:02;660] Ha! What are you
[000:36:02;660] going to do,
[000:36:04;362] call the police?
[000:36:06;731] Yes.
[000:36:11;469] ( cuffs clanking )
[000:36:14;105] How's it going,
[000:36:14;105] lieutenant?
[000:36:16;207] Well, let's just say
[000:36:16;207] I hope our litterbug there
[000:36:19;210] saved room
[000:36:19;210] for his just desserts.
[000:36:21;279] ( laughs )
[000:36:22;380] Yeah!
[000:36:23;481] Just desserts.
[000:36:25;950] Whatever.
[000:36:27;752] SpongeBob,
[000:36:27;752] don't you know
[000:36:27;752] who that is?
[000:36:29;687] SPONGEBOB:
[000:36:29;687] Who?
[000:36:30;655] That's the Tattletale Strangler!
[000:36:33;291] Who?
[000:36:34;091] The Tattletale Strangler!
[000:36:35;860] He's promised
[000:36:35;860] to strangle anyone
[000:36:37;629] who turns him in!
[000:36:39;697] ( growls angrily )
[000:36:42;500] He seems kind of angry with us,
[000:36:42;500] eh, Squidward?
[000:36:45;970] Squidward?
[000:36:46;971] Squidward!
[000:36:48;105] You're going
[000:36:48;105] to do time,
[000:36:48;105] Strangler.
[000:36:50;608] Hard time.
[000:36:51;942] Hi, officers.
[000:36:53;278] So he's going
[000:36:53;278] to jail, right?
[000:36:55;280] Who, Strangler?
[000:36:56;414] SPONGEBOB:
[000:36:56;414] Yeah, Strangler.
[000:36:58;015] OFFICER:
[000:36:58;015] Oh, yeah.
[000:36:59;083] He's going to jail
[000:36:59;083] for a long time.
[000:37:01;219] Hey, that looks
[000:37:01;219] like me!
[000:37:03;154] ( growling )
[000:37:08;660] ( screams )
[000:37:10;127] Don't worry,
[000:37:10;127] SpongeBob,
[000:37:11;796] he won't be able
[000:37:11;796] to strangle you.
[000:37:13;665] Yeah, we got him
[000:37:13;665] chained up
[000:37:13;665] real good.
[000:37:15;866] He'll never
[000:37:15;866] get away.
[000:37:17;168] Oops, not again.
[000:37:18;670] OFFICER:
[000:37:18;670] Yup, he got away.
[000:37:20;338] ( screams )
[000:37:21;406] ( thudding )
[000:37:22;674] You nice officers
[000:37:22;674] will protect me, right?
[000:37:26;511] We ain't bodyguards,
[000:37:26;511] kid.
[000:37:28;646] Yeah, give us
[000:37:28;646] a call
[000:37:30;114] if you see him
[000:37:30;114] again, tattletale.
[000:37:32;617] ( tires screeching )
[000:37:33;984] ( coughs )
[000:37:35;886] Those officers are right--
[000:37:35;886] I need a bodyguard.
[000:37:38;656] Mr. Krabs!
[000:37:40;958] There's a maniac
[000:37:40;958] after me.
[000:37:42;993] I need a bodyguard!
[000:37:44;662] ( laughs )
[000:37:46;997] I wasn't five-time
[000:37:46;997] golden claws in the navy
[000:37:50;167] for nothing.
[000:37:51;336] When he see
[000:37:51;336] me moves,
[000:37:52;737] he'll be
[000:37:52;737] running scared.
[000:37:54;639] So where is this
[000:37:54;639] little bully,
[000:37:56;641] down at the park?
[000:37:58;075] The soda shop?
[000:37:59;577] What does he
[000:37:59;577] look like, eh, boy?
[000:38:01;546] This would be him,
[000:38:01;546] Mr. Krabs.
[000:38:03;147] ( screams )
[000:38:04;181] The Tattletale Strangler!
[000:38:06;517] Go away, SpongeBob.
[000:38:08;085] Take your death cloud
[000:38:08;085] with you!
[000:38:11;055] ( no dialogue )
[000:38:15;727] ( jackhammer rattling )
[000:38:17;962] ( jackhammer rattling )
[000:38:19;330] ( screaming )
[000:38:21;799] Hold me!
[000:38:21;799] Hold me!
[000:38:25;303] That's it,
[000:38:25;303] I got to get out of town
[000:38:27;372] till I can find a bodyguard.
[000:38:28;939] MAN:
[000:38:28;939] Bodyguard, huh?
[000:38:30;241] Uh, I might be able
[000:38:30;241] to help you out.
[000:38:32;209] You don't understand,
[000:38:32;209] mister.
[000:38:33;844] I need protection from
[000:38:33;844] the scariest guy in town.
[000:38:36;714] Here's
[000:38:36;714] his picture.
[000:38:38;249] ( chuckles )
[000:38:39;550] He doesn't
[000:38:39;550] look so tough.
[000:38:40;985] I tattled on him,
[000:38:42;553] and now he wants
[000:38:42;553] to strangle me
[000:38:44;656] with his
[000:38:44;656] diabolical hands!
[000:38:46;424] I hope they're
[000:38:46;424] not dirty.
[000:38:49;827] ( laughs sinisterly )
[000:38:52;597] Huh?
[000:38:54;632] Uh-oh, there's too many
[000:38:54;632] witnesses around here.
[000:38:58;303] Listen, kid, I could
[000:38:58;303] be your bodyguard.
[000:39:01;272] Here's my card.
[000:39:02;473] Hmm...
[000:39:03;474] Looks good to me.
[000:39:05;242] You're hired!
[000:39:06;411] I feel safer already.
[000:39:06;411] What's next?
[000:39:08;579] Well, the maniac
[000:39:08;579] could be anywhere
[000:39:11;048] wearing a disguise.
[000:39:12;517] He could be
[000:39:12;517] that old man.
[000:39:14;151] Or that baby.
[000:39:15;219] Or that pebble!
[000:39:16;454] Or that stick.
[000:39:17;422] Or that receipt
[000:39:18;656] for the Phony Baloney
[000:39:18;656] Mustache Emporium.
[000:39:21;058] Huh? Uh,
[000:39:21;058] that's mine.
[000:39:22;360] Oh, bodyguard, my body is
[000:39:22;360] in your guarding hands.
[000:39:25;296] What do we do first?
[000:39:26;964] Uh... I suggest
[000:39:26;964] we go to a nice quiet,
[000:39:26;964] secluded location,
[000:39:30;668] like behind
[000:39:30;668] an old dumpster,
[000:39:30;668] or a dark alley.
[000:39:33;304] We could go to my house
[000:39:34;639] and turn off
[000:39:34;639] all the lights.
[000:39:36;140] Perfect.
[000:39:37;575] That way no one
[000:39:37;575] could hear you
[000:39:37;575] being strangled--
[000:39:40;144] I mean, uh, uh, protected.
[000:39:42;079] ( laughs maniacally )
[000:39:43;781] Perfect.
[000:39:45;850] Yes, excellent.
[000:39:48;453] ( both laughing maniacally )
[000:39:50;655] ( both laughing louder )
[000:39:58;796] Ah, but first
[000:39:58;796] I got to do a few errands.
[000:40:01;131] Uh, okay, but let's
[000:40:01;131] make it quick.
[000:40:03;000] "Quick" is my middle name.
[000:40:05;870] Let's see, paper towels.
[000:40:07;938] This one says,
[000:40:07;938] "Best paper towel around."
[000:40:10;908] This one says,
[000:40:10;908] "Best paper towel in town."
[000:40:13;511] Hmm.
[000:40:14;512] "In town."
[000:40:15;513] "Around."
[000:40:16;514] "In town."
[000:40:18;583] "Around."
[000:40:19;817] What do you think,
[000:40:19;817] bodyguard?
[000:40:21;586] Whatever gets us
[000:40:21;586] to your house quicker.
[000:40:24;021] I'll take both!
[000:40:25;956] Here you go,
[000:40:25;956] Mr. SquarePants.
[000:40:28;025] Hmm...
[000:40:29;560] Is there something wrong?
[000:40:30;828] I'm not sure if
[000:40:30;828] these are my pants.
[000:40:34;064] ( groans )
[000:40:37;301] ( sniffs )
[000:40:38;969] How about this one,
[000:40:38;969] bodyguard?
[000:40:40;571] Too overbearing?
[000:40:41;706] Can we just go to your house?
[000:40:45;743] Here we are,
[000:40:45;743] SquarePants Manor.
[000:40:47;812] Bodyguard, let me just
[000:40:47;812] take this opportunity
[000:40:50;381] to say you're the best bodyguard
[000:40:50;381] a fellow could hope to have.
[000:40:54;118] All right, enough
[000:40:54;118] of the sappy talk.
[000:40:56;487] Open the door
[000:40:56;487] so I can strangle you...
[000:40:58;956] I mean, uh, choke you...
[000:41:00;391] I mean, uh, crush
[000:41:00;391] your windpipe... I mean...
[000:41:02;794] "Protect me"?
[000:41:03;661] Thanks.
[000:41:04;695] Don't mention it,
[000:41:04;695] Strangler...
[000:41:06;297] ( gasps )
[000:41:07;231] I mean "bodyguard."
[000:41:08;299] Now, where
[000:41:08;299] did I put my key?
[000:41:09;834] ( growls )
[000:41:13;003] ( growling
[000:41:13;003] and sizzling )
[000:41:14;371] Well, I can't
[000:41:14;371] find them.
[000:41:16;173] Do you want
[000:41:16;173] to take a look?
[000:41:17;608] Forget the key!
[000:41:19;944] Let's climb
[000:41:19;944] through this window.
[000:41:21;679] ( grunts )
[000:41:22;613] I can't reach it.
[000:41:24;081] Can you hop up
[000:41:24;081] on my shoulders, kid?
[000:41:26;116] Sure.
[000:41:27;452] With these spiky cleats,
[000:41:27;452] anything is possible.
[000:41:30;455] ( grunts )
[000:41:31;388] "Cleats"?
[000:41:32;723] ( screams )
[000:41:34;258] Get your feet
[000:41:34;258] out of my eye sockets!
[000:41:36;293] I'm trying, but my cleats
[000:41:36;293] are stuck in your corneas!
[000:41:40;064] ( screaming )
[000:41:44;869] Get off! Get off!
[000:41:49;373] ( screaming )
[000:41:51;809] Oh, oh, oh!
[000:41:54;512] ( pops )
[000:41:56;380] Don't be mad,
[000:41:56;380] bodyguard.
[000:41:58;315] Let me just grab the key
[000:41:58;315] I keep under the mat
[000:42:00;785] and we can get inside.
[000:42:03;821] ( growls )
[000:42:04;822] ( explosion )
[000:42:05;823] There you are,
[000:42:05;823] you little rascal.
[000:42:07;692] Now to put it in the lock,
[000:42:09;193] which should activate
[000:42:09;193] the tumblers,
[000:42:11;362] thus opening the door.
[000:42:12;864] Step inside...
[000:42:15;366] Close the door...
[000:42:18;836] Well, here we are.
[000:42:20;471] I finally got you all alone!
[000:42:24;241] ( laughing maniacally )
[000:42:27;211] I know, isn't it great?
[000:42:29;647] ( both laughing )
[000:42:35;987] Ooh!
[000:42:38;255] Now you're going to
[000:42:38;255] get yours, tattletale!
[000:42:42;059] Surprise!
[000:42:42;059] Surprise!
[000:42:42;059] Surprise!
[000:42:42;059] Surprise!
[000:42:44;361] ( cheering )
[000:42:46;063] A surprise party
[000:42:46;063] to celebrate
[000:42:49;600] my perfect on-time
[000:42:49;600] percentage at work?
[000:42:52;336] Oh, how'd you guys know?
[000:42:53;971] It's on the invitations
[000:42:53;971] you sent us.
[000:42:56;440] Let's boogie!
[000:42:57;975] ( partygoers cheering )
[000:43:00;411] ( beach party music plays )
[000:43:07;018] SPONGEBOB:
[000:43:07;018] Bye, everybody,
[000:43:07;018] thanks for coming!
[000:43:09;353] Bye, Mr. Krabs, bye, Plankton,
[000:43:09;353] bye, Sandy, bye, Larry,
[000:43:12;289] bye, Pearl, bye, Mrs. Puff, bye,
[000:43:12;289] Squidward, bye, the rest.
[000:43:15;660] ( stampeding )
[000:43:17;895] ( laughs )
[000:43:19;430] ( sighs )
[000:43:20;330] Alone at last.
[000:43:22;066] Huh? What? What?
[000:43:24;802] So we're
[000:43:24;802] all alone now?
[000:43:27;705] Just you, me
[000:43:27;705] and the floorboards.
[000:43:30;041] ( laughing maniacally )
[000:43:33;277] ( laughing ):
[000:43:33;277] Yeah!
[000:43:35;980] ( both laughing )
[000:43:38;482] ( knocking )
[000:43:39;817] ALL:
[000:43:39;817] Happy birthday,
[000:43:39;817] SpongeBob!
[000:43:43;153] How did you guys know
[000:43:43;153] today is my birthday?
[000:43:45;422] We just do what
[000:43:45;422] the invitations say.
[000:43:48;392] Let's boogie
[000:43:48;392] some more!
[000:43:50;595] ( crowd cheers )
[000:43:52;129] ( beach party music resumes )
[000:44:01;105] Thanks for coming!
[000:44:03;307] Whew!
[000:44:04;374] ( laughs )
[000:44:05;342] Alone again.
[000:44:06;310] Is it true?
[000:44:07;511] Everybody's gone?
[000:44:08;846] Uh-huh.
[000:44:09;880] No more
[000:44:09;880] parties today?
[000:44:11;315] You've got everything
[000:44:11;315] you need now?
[000:44:13;217] Nobody's left,
[000:44:13;217] we're completely alone?
[000:44:15;319] Oh, yeah.
[000:44:16;687] In that case...
[000:44:18;422] ( laughs maniacally )
[000:44:20;691] Great parties, huh?
[000:44:22;126] Oh!
[000:44:23;160] Sorry, tubby,
[000:44:23;160] you got to go.
[000:44:24;962] Wait, we can
[000:44:24;962] trust Patrick.
[000:44:26;697] He's my best friend.
[000:44:28;198] Well, uh, I can't
[000:44:28;198] take any chances.
[000:44:30;101] For all we know, uh,
[000:44:30;101] he could be the Strangler.
[000:44:32;603] I'm the Strangler?!
[000:44:34;304] Oh, I should have known!
[000:44:36;007] I got to turn myself in!
[000:44:37;574] ( panting )
[000:44:38;709] ( crashes )
[000:44:40;978] So Patrick's
[000:44:40;978] the Strangler.
[000:44:43;781] Gee, you think
[000:44:43;781] you know a guy.
[000:44:45;382] He's not the Strangler!
[000:44:47;217] He's not?
[000:44:48;318] ( tearing )
[000:44:49;286] I am!
[000:44:51;388] Hey, how'd you do that
[000:44:51;388] without shaving cream?
[000:44:53;991] Oh, it's a fake,
[000:44:53;991] you idiot!
[000:44:55;592] I bought it at
[000:44:55;592] the party store!
[000:44:57;327] Did someone
[000:44:57;327] say "party"?
[000:44:59;463] ( screams )
[000:45:00;865] ( crashes )
[000:45:02;266] I can't take it!
[000:45:05;036] Wait, bodyguard,
[000:45:05;036] I need protection!
[000:45:07;204] Step on it!
[000:45:08;372] I'm being chased by a maniac!
[000:45:10;141] ( tires screeching )
[000:45:11;208] I'm not safe!
[000:45:12;710] Come back!
[000:45:14;111] ( tires screeching )
[000:45:17;848] ( gasps )
[000:45:18;849] Finally! Away from that guy.
[000:45:20;384] SPONGEBOB:
[000:45:20;384] Good idea,
[000:45:20;384] bodyguard.
[000:45:22;019] He'll never
[000:45:22;019] find us up here.
[000:45:23;620] ( screams )
[000:45:29;393] SPONGEBOB:
[000:45:29;393] Good thinking, bodyguard.
[000:45:31;395] The Strangler could have been
[000:45:31;395] on that plane.
[000:45:34;999] ( screams )
[000:45:36;633] Bodyguard!
[000:45:36;633] Bodyguard!
[000:45:38;235] Look, kid...
[000:45:40;637] I'm not your bodyguard!
[000:45:43;407] ( sobbing )
[000:45:45;142] ( sobbing ):
[000:45:45;142] I'm the Strangler.
[000:45:47;444] See?
[000:45:49;880] ( screams )
[000:45:51;048] The Strangler!
[000:45:52;549] Good work,
[000:45:52;549] SpongeBob.
[000:45:54;284] You put the Strangler
[000:45:54;284] behind bars.
[000:45:56;921] At least I'm safe
[000:45:56;921] from that yellow idiot.
[000:45:59;990] PATRICK:
[000:45:59;990] Hey, Mack.
[000:46:01;258] What are you in for?
[000:46:17;174] Well, Patrick, here it is,
[000:46:17;174] the Palace of Pranks,
[000:46:20;777] the greatest novelty shop
[000:46:20;777] in Bikini Bottom.
[000:46:23;613] All the greatest pranksters
[000:46:23;613] shop here.
[000:46:26;150] This is where I got
[000:46:26;150] my gag seanut brittle can.
[000:46:29;220] Oh, boy, seanut brittle--
[000:46:29;220] give me!
[000:46:31;055] Patrick, wait, it's
[000:46:31;055] a booby trap, remember?
[000:46:33;457] Nice try, SquarePants, but it's
[000:46:33;457] not going to work this time.
[000:46:36;861] I'm going to have some of
[000:46:36;861] your delicious seanut brittle.
[000:46:40;030] ( grunts )
[000:46:40;965] Where's
[000:46:40;965] the seanut brittle?
[000:46:42;632] ( laughs )
[000:46:44;301] That gets funnier every time
[000:46:44;301] you say it, Patrick.
[000:46:46;937] Come on, let's go inside.
[000:46:48;372] Seanut brittle.
[000:46:50;407] ( bell rings )
[000:46:51;208] ( sniffs )
[000:46:52;609] Ah!
[000:46:54;378] Nothing compares to the smell
[000:46:54;378] of cheap plastic novelty items.
[000:46:57;681] Pranks, gags and gross-out toys
[000:46:57;681] as far as the eye can see.
[000:47:01;551] Isn't it everything I said
[000:47:01;551] it would be, Patrick?
[000:47:04;054] PATRICK:
[000:47:04;054] Hey, seanut brittle!
[000:47:05;589] ( boing )
[000:47:06;523] Oh, darn it, not again.
[000:47:08;058] ( laughs )
[000:47:10;027] Good to see you,
[000:47:10;027] SpongeBob.
[000:47:11;661] How's my number one
[000:47:11;661] customer doing?
[000:47:13;797] Great, Frank.
[000:47:14;831] This is my friend,
[000:47:14;831] Patrick.
[000:47:16;200] He wants to become
[000:47:16;200] a prankster, too.
[000:47:18;068] Well, pleasure
[000:47:18;068] to meet you, Patrick.
[000:47:20;204] ( screams )
[000:47:21;906] ( laughs )
[000:47:23;540] That's your
[000:47:23;540] first lesson, son--
[000:47:25;575] the granddaddy
[000:47:25;575] of all pranks,
[000:47:27;444] the joy buzzer.
[000:47:28;578] I don't get it.
[000:47:29;780] You don't have to get it.
[000:47:31;248] The prank is
[000:47:31;248] for the enjoyment
[000:47:31;248] of the prankster.
[000:47:34;285] You see, Patrick,
[000:47:34;285] Frank here is the master.
[000:47:36;987] I learned all I know
[000:47:36;987] about pranks from him.
[000:47:39;756] Frank, let's see
[000:47:39;756] what you've got.
[000:47:41;625] Well, this came in
[000:47:41;625] just this morning.
[000:47:43;493] Have some gum.
[000:47:46;430] ( explosion,
[000:47:46;430] Patrick screams )
[000:47:48;065] Ha! Exploding chewing gum,
[000:47:48;065] only $9.95.
[000:47:51;101] I don't get it.
[000:47:52;502] What can we get for one dollar?
[000:47:54;338] One dollar will get you
[000:47:54;338] this fake gag dollar--
[000:47:56;807] fool your friends into thinking
[000:47:56;807] you've got a real dollar.
[000:47:59;810] What else
[000:47:59;810] have you got?
[000:48:01;111] A whoopee cushion?
[000:48:02;112] Nah.
[000:48:03;013] Fake vomit.
[000:48:04;048] No.
[000:48:05;049] Real vomit.
[000:48:06;083] Eww!
[000:48:07;184] Have anything good?
[000:48:08;618] Well, there is one prank
[000:48:08;618] that I've been saving
[000:48:11;956] for a real top-of-the-line
[000:48:11;956] prankster--
[000:48:14;624] invisible spray.
[000:48:16;893] Wow, invisible spray!
[000:48:20;030] But I can see it.
[000:48:21;631] Gee, Patrick, just
[000:48:21;631] think of the pranks
[000:48:23;700] we could pull with this.
[000:48:25;169] ( cash register rings )
[000:48:26;337] Good choice.
[000:48:27;537] Now, be careful
[000:48:27;537] with that stuff, boys.
[000:48:29;506] It stains clothes.
[000:48:30;507] Thanks, Frank.
[000:48:32;709] SPONGEBOB:
[000:48:32;709] Here it is, Patrick,
[000:48:34;244] the ultimate prank--
[000:48:35;279] invisible spray.
[000:48:36;513] What are we going
[000:48:36;513] to do with it?
[000:48:38;482] I know!
[000:48:39;883] We'll go spray
[000:48:39;883] the park bench
[000:48:41;618] and then sit on it,
[000:48:42;819] and when people walk by,
[000:48:44;388] we'll be floating
[000:48:44;388] in midair.
[000:48:47;291] They're floating
[000:48:47;291] in midair!
[000:48:48;792] How do they
[000:48:48;792] do that?
[000:48:50;927] That's the ultimate prank!
[000:48:52;863] Good idea, SpongeBob!
[000:48:54;498] Well, let's
[000:48:54;498] get started.
[000:48:56;766] Okay, I'm ready.
[000:48:58;135] Any particular reason
[000:48:58;135] you took your pants off?
[000:49:01;372] Well, that stuff
[000:49:01;372] stains clothes, right?
[000:49:03;874] That it does, Patrick,
[000:49:03;874] that it does.
[000:49:06;176] Good thinking.
[000:49:07;277] Here, hold
[000:49:07;277] this a second.
[000:49:09;613] Okay, Patrick,
[000:49:09;613] give me the can.
[000:49:11;548] I think since spraying
[000:49:11;548] the park bench was my idea,
[000:49:14;551] I should get to spray it.
[000:49:16;120] Patrick, spraying
[000:49:16;120] the park bench
[000:49:17;921] was my idea.
[000:49:19;023] Yeah, but I said
[000:49:19;023] it was a good idea.
[000:49:21;025] Give me that thing.
[000:49:22;259] ( both grunting )
[000:49:27;764] Hey, the invisible
[000:49:27;764] spray works!
[000:49:29;566] MAN:
[000:49:29;566] And on your right
[000:49:29;566] if you look,
[000:49:31;601] you'll see two
[000:49:31;601] naked guys fighting
[000:49:31;601] over a can of paint.
[000:49:35;005] ( tourists laugh )
[000:49:36;806] ( screams )
[000:49:38;042] Oh, my gosh, Patrick,
[000:49:38;042] help me find our clothes!
[000:49:43;013] ( laughs )
[000:49:44;248] I got to hand it
[000:49:44;248] to you, SpongeBob.
[000:49:46;116] You look kind of funny.
[000:49:47;418] ( laughing )
[000:49:48;452] ( screams )
[000:49:49;386] Righty, where are you?
[000:49:50;720] ( laughing )
[000:49:51;855] No one messes with Righty!
[000:49:53;657] We'll see
[000:49:53;657] how you like it.
[000:49:57;428] Kind of gives you
[000:49:57;428] an empty feeling, huh?
[000:49:59;663] ( grunts )
[000:50:00;597] Yeah!
[000:50:02;666] I see what you mean.
[000:50:04;034] ( giggles )
[000:50:05;269] ( grunts )
[000:50:07;237] No guts, no glory!
[000:50:09;440] ( laughs )
[000:50:12;976] ( puffs weakly )
[000:50:14;111] PATRICK:
[000:50:14;111] I think this
[000:50:14;111] thing is empty.
[000:50:15;946] SPONGEBOB:
[000:50:15;946] Oh, no, it can't be!
[000:50:17;548] How are we going to pull
[000:50:17;548] off the ultimate prank?
[000:50:20;016] Thanks a lot, Patrick.
[000:50:21;185] You used the last of it.
[000:50:22;519] ( grunts )
[000:50:24;088] Hey, I think
[000:50:24;088] I found our pants.
[000:50:25;822] ( clothes ripping )
[000:50:26;823] Oops!
[000:50:26;823] Here, these are yours.
[000:50:28;592] Oh, forget the pants,
[000:50:28;592] Patrick.
[000:50:30;160] Let's get home and
[000:50:30;160] wash this paint off.
[000:50:32;229] Hey, SpongeBob, do you
[000:50:32;229] know what time it is?
[000:50:34;598] Oh, sure, it's...
[000:50:34;598] half past invisible.
[000:50:37;901] Gee, it's getting late.
[000:50:39;303] Let's ask this guy.
[000:50:40;704] SPONGEBOB:
[000:50:40;704] Sir, but do you
[000:50:40;704] have the time?
[000:50:43;006] Sure, it's ten
[000:50:43;006] to 3:00.
[000:50:44;341] Thank you.
[000:50:45;309] Don't mention it.
[000:50:46;343] PATRICK:
[000:50:46;343] Don't mention what?
[000:50:47;744] Who said that?
[000:50:48;745] Me.
[000:50:49;813] ( screams )
[000:50:50;847] Ghosts!
[000:50:52;216] ( screams )
[000:50:54;684] PATRICK:
[000:50:54;684] Hey, I'm no ghost!
[000:50:56;320] The nerve of that guy
[000:50:56;320] and his driving eyeballs.
[000:50:59;289] SPONGEBOB:
[000:50:59;289] Wait a second, Patrick,
[000:51:01;325] my brain just
[000:51:01;325] hatched an idea.
[000:51:03;127] Lay it on me.
[000:51:04;228] Okay, we're invisible,
[000:51:04;228] right?
[000:51:06;163] Yeah.
[000:51:07;631] If that guy thought
[000:51:07;631] we were ghosts,
[000:51:09;699] we could haunt everybody
[000:51:09;699] in Bikini Bottom.
[000:51:12;169] Oh, it's
[000:51:12;169] the ultimate prank.
[000:51:13;970] BOTH:
[000:51:13;970] High five!
[000:51:15;005] ( hands slap )
[000:51:15;939] Let's go scare us
[000:51:15;939] some suckers.
[000:51:20;944] ( Patrick and SpongeBob
[000:51:20;944] giggling )
[000:51:23;880] Huh?
[000:51:28;051] That's funny,
[000:51:28;051] I thought I heard voices.
[000:51:29;853] Huh?
[000:51:31;488] I thought I left that glass
[000:51:31;488] of peanut juice on the table.
[000:51:34;558] And didn't I toss
[000:51:34;558] that old lamp out yesterday?
[000:51:37;261] And since when did I acquire
[000:51:37;261] all these portraits of Patrick?
[000:51:41;632] ( Patrick and SpongeBob
[000:51:41;632] imitating ghostly wail )
[000:51:44;434] BOTH:
[000:51:44;434] We're ghosts.
[000:51:46;770] ( wailing )
[000:51:49;206] ( laughs )
[000:51:50;274] I knew it was you guys!
[000:51:52;008] All right,
[000:51:52;008] joke's over.
[000:51:53;910] Take off the sheets.
[000:51:55;745] ( gasps )
[000:51:56;780] It is ghosts!
[000:51:58;148] ( screams )
[000:52:08;091] ( SpongeBob laughing )
[000:52:09;793] Boy, we really
[000:52:09;793] scared her!
[000:52:12;128] ( both laugh )
[000:52:13;363] PATRICK:
[000:52:13;363] Who's going to be
[000:52:13;363] our next victim?
[000:52:16;466] A better question
[000:52:16;466] would be, "Who isn't?"
[000:52:21;371] Double-dark deep-sea
[000:52:21;371] light diet cake!
[000:52:23;840] ( laughing )
[000:52:24;841] You will soon be mine.
[000:52:26;910] ( chomping )
[000:52:30;380] ( burps )
[000:52:32;216] ( screams )
[000:52:33;917] ( squealing ):
[000:52:33;917] Ghosts!
[000:52:41;825] ( humming )
[000:52:43;927] Huh?
[000:52:45;929] ( Patrick and SpongeBob
[000:52:45;929] imitating ghostly wail )
[000:52:48;765] ( screaming ):
[000:52:48;765] Ghosts!
[000:52:52;168] PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB
[000:52:52;168] ( in ghostly voice ):
[000:52:52;168] Cowabunga!
[000:52:55;004] Ghosts!
[000:52:56;206] ( screams )
[000:52:57;441] ( screaming ):
[000:52:57;441] Ghosts!
[000:52:58;542] Ghosts!
[000:52:59;909] Ghosts!
[000:53:01;010] Ghosts!
[000:53:02;145] Toast.
[000:53:03;247] Ghosts!
[000:53:05;382] ( SpongeBob laughs )
[000:53:06;850] It's official-- we're the
[000:53:06;850] greatest pranksters ever.
[000:53:09;653] The whole town
[000:53:09;653] thinks we're ghosts.
[000:53:11;455] PATRICK:
[000:53:11;455] Yeah.
[000:53:13;056] SPONGEBOB:
[000:53:13;056] There's only one guy
[000:53:13;056] left to scare,
[000:53:15;425] and we'll have pranked everybody
[000:53:15;425] in Bikini Bottom--
[000:53:18;262] Mr. Krabs.
[000:53:20;530] PATRICK:
[000:53:20;530] It says he isn't
[000:53:20;530] scared of ghosts.
[000:53:23;066] SPONGEBOB:
[000:53:23;066] We'll see about that!
[000:53:28;204] Ghosts!
[000:53:29;339] Hah!
[000:53:30;340] I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
[000:53:32;676] Every sailor knows a ghost
[000:53:32;676] won't come near a fella
[000:53:35;979] as long as he's wearing
[000:53:35;979] his spotted neckerchief...
[000:53:39;283] and his dried-up sea leprechaun.
[000:53:41;652] And a bit of gold never hurt.
[000:53:43;687] But to be on the safe side,
[000:53:45;622] I'm also wearing me pants
[000:53:45;622] in a melvin knot,
[000:53:48;492] got me shivering timber brace,
[000:53:50;761] and the hairs on the back
[000:53:50;761] of me neck are taped down.
[000:53:54;964] And I'm all wrapped up
[000:53:54;964] in a suit of anti-ghost armor.
[000:53:59;002] And if none of this stuff works,
[000:53:59;002] I've got me secret weapon--
[000:54:03;607] the specter deflector.
[000:54:05;241] So just try and get me,
[000:54:05;241] you ghosts!
[000:54:08;345] Bring it on!
[000:54:10;013] ( Patrick and SpongeBob
[000:54:10;013] imitating ghostly wail )
[000:54:12;449] SPONGEBOB ( in ghostly voice ):
[000:54:12;449] Krabs.
[000:54:14;651] Krabs, we've come to haunt you.
[000:54:18;522] Stay back, I'm well-armed!
[000:54:20;957] ( Patrick and SpongeBob
[000:54:20;957] imitating ghostly wail )
[000:54:24;260] ( voice quivering ):
[000:54:24;260] I'm warning you.
[000:54:29;366] ( knees clicking )
[000:54:30;434] Ooh!
[000:54:33;102] SPONGEBOB ( quietly ):
[000:54:33;102] Boo.
[000:54:34;438] ( screaming )
[000:54:36;172] I got to get out of here!
[000:54:39;509] SPONGEBOB:
[000:54:39;509] You can't escape, Krabs.
[000:54:42;912] We glued the door shut.
[000:54:45;181] KRABS:
[000:54:45;181] You'll never get me!
[000:54:47;250] ( grunts )
[000:54:48;952] PATRICK:
[000:54:48;952] Nice try, Krabs, but we replaced
[000:54:48;952] all the glass with rubber.
[000:54:55;225] ( laughing )
[000:54:56;393] ( screams )
[000:54:58;194] SPONGEBOB:
[000:54:58;194] Too late, Krabs, we've already
[000:54:58;194] clogged all the toilets.
[000:55:03;199] ( voice shaking ):
[000:55:03;199] Please, spirits, leave me be.
[000:55:06;470] PATRICK ( laughing ):
[000:55:06;470] We got him good, SpongeBob.
[000:55:09;639] SPONGEBOB:
[000:55:09;639] Wait, Patrick,
[000:55:09;639] I've got one more idea.
[000:55:12;576] You're going
[000:55:12;576] to pay, Krabs.
[000:55:15;512] No, spirits, please!
[000:55:17;547] ( SpongeBob squeals )
[000:55:18;615] No!
[000:55:19;816] ( SpongeBob shrieks )
[000:55:21;651] No!
[000:55:23;086] Don't burn me dollar!
[000:55:25;689] ( both laughing )
[000:55:30;660] Well, well, well, if it isn't
[000:55:30;660] SpongeBob and Patrick.
[000:55:35;999] ( in ghostly voice ):
[000:55:35;999] I know not these names
[000:55:38;402] of which you speak.
[000:55:39;536] Uh, SpongeBob.
[000:55:41;170] SpongeBob,
[000:55:41;170] we're visible again.
[000:55:44;808] ( both screaming )
[000:55:46;410] So you two are
[000:55:46;410] the Bikini Bottom ghosts.
[000:55:50;414] We're really sorry,
[000:55:50;414] Mr. Krabs.
[000:55:51;981] Please don't chop us
[000:55:51;981] up into little pieces
[000:55:51;981] and eat them.
[000:55:54;885] Hey, come on, boys, I'm hip.
[000:55:56;887] I pulled my share of pranks
[000:55:56;887] when I was your age,
[000:56:00;123] had me some laughs.
[000:56:01;525] That's what we did tonight,
[000:56:01;525] right?
[000:56:03;560] We had a good laugh.
[000:56:04;828] Come on, laugh with me.
[000:56:06;430] ( laughing )
[000:56:08;732] ( all laughing )
[000:56:15;171] Uh, any particular reason
[000:56:15;171] you boys are naked?
[000:56:19;643] Yeah, the invisible
[000:56:19;643] paint stains clothes.
[000:56:21;878] ( chuckles )
[000:56:22;813] Of course it does.
[000:56:24;414] Well, you two better hurry home
[000:56:24;414] before someone sees you nude.
[000:56:27;584] Yeah, I think I'd
[000:56:27;584] die of embarrassment
[000:56:27;584] if that happened.
[000:56:30;587] Me, too.
[000:56:31;755] No, wouldn't want that,
[000:56:31;755] would we?
[000:56:33;423] It's getting late now.
[000:56:34;524] You pranksters better get going.
[000:56:36;259] Mr. Krabs, thanks for
[000:56:36;259] being such a good sport.
[000:56:39;295] KRABS:
[000:56:39;295] Don't mention it.
[000:56:40;564] That Mr. Krabs, always
[000:56:40;564] looking out for me.
[000:56:43;467] What a guy!
[000:56:44;468] Yeah.
[000:56:45;735] KRABS:
[000:56:45;735] The Krusty Krab presents...
[000:56:47;904] live nude pranksters!
[000:56:51;174] Starring the Bikini Bottom
[000:56:51;174] ghosts.
[000:56:54;711] ( cheering )
[000:56:56;546] ( squealing )
[000:57:00;316] ( laughing )
[000:57:02;452] ( cheering and whistling )
[000:57:04;153] ( laughing )
[000:57:05;622] Patrick!
[000:57:06;756] Yeah?
[000:57:08;324] SPONGEBOB:
[000:57:08;324] We should have bought
[000:57:08;324] the whoopee cushion.
[000:57:11;528] ( groaning )
[000:57:27;678] SQUIDWARD:
[000:57:27;678] Oh, how I have dreamed
[000:57:29;980] of this day...
[000:57:31;281] "Mr. Tentacles,
[000:57:31;281] Professor of Art."
[000:57:35;251] What a marvelous opportunity
[000:57:35;251] for the people of Bikini Bottom.
[000:57:38;889] Bring me your huddled masses
[000:57:38;889] of bored housewives
[000:57:42;492] and I will shape them
[000:57:42;492] in my image.
[000:57:47;864] I'll go down in history.
[000:57:50;266] Someday, there will be
[000:57:50;266] a wing with my name on it
[000:57:54;705] in all the museums of the world!
[000:57:58;842] Dude, you're
[000:57:58;842] teaching art at
[000:57:58;842] the rec center.
[000:58:02;012] Calm down.
[000:58:03;046] Uncultured trash urchin.
[000:58:05;415] 9:00 a.m.
[000:58:06;583] Time to let the class in.
[000:58:08;618] Well, don't want to keep
[000:58:08;618] them waiting any longer.
[000:58:11;354] I'm so excited
[000:58:11;354] about this...
[000:58:12;989] Welcome to art class!
[000:58:14;925] Oh, isn't this
[000:58:14;925] "Cooking"?
[000:58:16;659] Sorry.
[000:58:17;660] Oh, never mind.
[000:58:18;695] Hi, Squidward.
[000:58:20;530] Are you taking
[000:58:20;530] this art class, too?
[000:58:22;065] SpongeBob?
[000:58:23;266] In art class!
[000:58:24;467] Wait! This
[000:58:24;467] is Cooking.
[000:58:26;469] Come back!
[000:58:27;738] You've got
[000:58:27;738] to be kidding.
[000:58:30;473] This is great!
[000:58:31;842] You and me
[000:58:31;842] in school together.
[000:58:34;244] So, where's
[000:58:34;244] the teacher?
[000:58:36;246] You're looking at him.
[000:58:37;714] You are the "Teacher"
[000:58:40;951] to my "Pupil"?
[000:58:43;319] This isn't art class.
[000:58:45;188] It's heaven.
[000:58:46;356] Yeah.
[000:58:47;457] Grab a little piece of heaven
[000:58:49;126] and let's get on with it.
[000:58:50;526] I'm ready... Mr. Tentacles.
[000:58:53;997] So... you want to be
[000:58:53;997] an artist, eh, SpongeBob?
[000:58:57;200] Yes, please.
[000:58:58;468] Well, art is not
[000:58:58;468] all fun and games.
[000:59:01;671] It's a lot of hard work.
[000:59:05;008] Okay, first, repeat after me.
[000:59:07;710] I have no talent.
[000:59:10;046] I have no talent.
[000:59:12;348] Mr. Tentacles
[000:59:12;348] has all the talent.
[000:59:15;051] Mr. Tentacles has
[000:59:15;051] all the talent.
[000:59:17;720] If I'm lucky, some
[000:59:17;720] of Mr. Tentacles' talent
[000:59:21;524] may rub off on me.
[000:59:23;226] If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will
[000:59:23;226] rub his tentacles on my art.
[000:59:32;635] Whatever.
[000:59:34;237] Okay, since you're telling me
[000:59:34;237] you have no prior training
[000:59:38;909] we'll have to start
[000:59:38;909] from square one
[000:59:41;812] or should I say, circle one?
[000:59:44;314] ( chuckles )
[000:59:45;648] Am I going too fast
[000:59:45;648] for you, SpongeBob?
[000:59:47;750] How's this, Squidward?
[000:59:49;920] What the...
[000:59:49;920] how the...
[000:59:51;788] A perfect circle?
[000:59:53;290] Do it again.
[000:59:54;157] Show your process.
[000:59:55;558] Well, first
[000:59:55;558] I draw this head.
[000:59:57;627] Then I erased some of
[000:59:57;627] the more detailed features.
[001:00:01;164] And one, two, three...
[001:00:02;833] a circle thingy.
[001:00:05;035] Give me that.
[001:00:06;636] Forget the circles!
[001:00:09;039] Oh, nice one, Squidward.
[001:00:11;942] Let me try.
[001:00:13;343] Oh, lookey, Squidward.
[001:00:14;911] It's you and me
[001:00:14;911] playing leapfrog.
[001:00:17;214] That's you on the bottom.
[001:00:19;282] Give me that.
[001:00:20;717] There is nothing
[001:00:20;717] artistic about leapfrog.
[001:00:25;621] What are you
[001:00:25;621] doing now?
[001:00:27;790] I call it rippy bits.
[001:00:29;860] You take a bunch
[001:00:29;860] of old, ripped-up paper
[001:00:32;095] and you make
[001:00:32;095] a new picture.
[001:00:33;629] See, you're on...
[001:00:33;629] top... this time.
[001:00:38;869] Do you want to learn
[001:00:38;869] art or not?
[001:00:42;572] I'm sorry-- I'll listen.
[001:00:44;140] All right, SpongeBob,
[001:00:44;140] pay close attention.
[001:00:47;878] Look at your marble.
[001:00:49;746] Visualize the sculpture within.
[001:00:52;682] Then... gently...
[001:01:00;656] How's this, Squidward?
[001:01:02;225] It's beautiful.
[001:01:04;694] I mean...
[001:01:06;162] This isn't
[001:01:06;162] a sculpture!
[001:01:08;831] A good sculpture
[001:01:08;831] takes... more time.
[001:01:12;235] You can't just
[001:01:12;235] sculpt willy-nilly.
[001:01:14;404] You've got to go by the book...
[001:01:16;306] follow the rules.
[001:01:17;740] Otherwise you'll
[001:01:17;740] never get past
[001:01:17;740] amateur hour here.
[001:01:22;012] Besides, you got
[001:01:22;012] the nose wrong.
[001:01:25;548] There.
[001:01:26;716] Now it's art.
[001:01:29;152] Oh, it's so obvious.
[001:01:30;954] I would have never
[001:01:30;954] thought of that.
[001:01:33;924] I'm sorry, Squidward.
[001:01:35;625] I came here to learn
[001:01:37;327] and I arrogantly
[001:01:37;327] shunned your lessons.
[001:01:40;330] I'll never be a great
[001:01:40;330] artist like you.
[001:01:43;333] I don't deserve
[001:01:43;333] your tutoring.
[001:01:45;701] I don't deserve to be
[001:01:45;701] in your presence.
[001:01:50;106] I don't even deserve
[001:01:50;106] to use your doors.
[001:01:53;743] Hello, there.
[001:01:55;278] SPONGEBOB:
[001:01:55;278] But I did deserve that.
[001:01:58;614] I deserved that, too.
[001:02:05;388] And I deserve this.
[001:02:08;591] Good day, sir.
[001:02:09;859] Sorry, class is dismissed.
[001:02:11;594] You're too late.
[001:02:12;762] Oh, I beg your pardon
[001:02:14;331] but I'd forgotten my manners.
[001:02:16;532] My name is Monty P. Moneybags.
[001:02:18;835] The world-famous art collector?
[001:02:21;338] The one and only.
[001:02:22;672] Well, what are
[001:02:22;672] you doing here?
[001:02:24;941] I'm on a shopping spree
[001:02:27;143] buying art for
[001:02:27;143] my new museum.
[001:02:29;779] Your search is over.
[001:02:31;781] I am Bikini Bottom's
[001:02:31;781] greatest artiste.
[001:02:35;251] I call this one
[001:02:35;251] Squidward in Repose.
[001:02:39;389] I... don't think
[001:02:39;389] that will fit in
[001:02:42;125] with the other pieces
[001:02:42;125] in my collection.
[001:02:45;195] Why not?
[001:02:46;329] Because it's an art collection.
[001:02:48;598] ( laughs )
[001:02:49;832] How about this one?
[001:02:51;067] I call it Bold and Brash.
[001:02:53;936] More like...
[001:02:53;936] Belongs in the Trash.
[001:02:56;272] ( laughing )
[001:02:57;374] Sorry, I must have
[001:02:57;374] missed that one.
[001:03:02;379] ( sighs )
[001:03:03;779] Maybe I should be...
[001:03:05;348] Huh?
[001:03:06;383] What is that?!
[001:03:09;052] Wait, wait.
[001:03:10;320] That's not...
[001:03:11;921] Angelic form.
[001:03:13;589] Amazing detail.
[001:03:15;858] Perfect censorship.
[001:03:18;594] This is the work
[001:03:18;594] of a true genius.
[001:03:22;399] Hello.
[001:03:23;466] What's this?
[001:03:24;667] This is the only flaw.
[001:03:29;539] Ah... that's more like it.
[001:03:32;775] I simply must find
[001:03:32;775] the artist responsible.
[001:03:36;479] He shall have fame.
[001:03:39;115] Fame.
[001:03:40;150] Fortune.
[001:03:41;751] Fortune.
[001:03:43;153] Anything his heart
[001:03:43;153] desires.
[001:03:46;189] Anything?
[001:03:49;325] It's me.
[001:03:50;326] It's me.
[001:03:51;327] I'm responsible.
[001:03:52;362] I can see it now...
[001:03:52;362] your name
[001:03:55;065] in the world's most
[001:03:55;065] prestigious museums.
[001:03:57;667] I am going to make
[001:03:57;667] you immortal!
[001:04:01;504] Now, help me get
[001:04:01;504] this in the car.
[001:04:04;740] I could use a little help.
[001:04:12;815] My fame!
[001:04:14;184] My fortune!
[001:04:15;685] My hair!
[001:04:17;454] Well, that's
[001:04:17;454] a bit of bad luck
[001:04:17;454] right there.
[001:04:20;290] But this shouldn't
[001:04:20;290] be a problem
[001:04:22;358] for an artist
[001:04:22;358] of your magnitude.
[001:04:24;561] You can whip up
[001:04:24;561] another one.
[001:04:26;296] Yeah... no problem.
[001:04:27;997] You know,
[001:04:27;997] between you and me
[001:04:30;133] this isn't
[001:04:30;133] my best work.
[001:04:32;902] Why don't you come
[001:04:32;902] back tomorrow
[001:04:34;904] and I'll have
[001:04:34;904] something
[001:04:36;339] that will really
[001:04:36;339] knock your socks off?
[001:04:38;774] Between you and me,
[001:04:38;774] I'm not wearing socks.
[001:04:42;878] Yeah, no socks.
[001:04:44;247] That's fine, but...
[001:04:45;982] Okay, see you tomorrow.
[001:04:47;550] Bye.
[001:04:48;918] I've got to find SpongeBob!
[001:04:51;387] SpongeBob.
[001:04:53;289] SpongeBob!
[001:04:54;390] SpongeBob!
[001:04:55;691] SPONGEBOB:
[001:04:55;691] Go away,
[001:04:55;691] Squidward.
[001:04:57;627] I don't deserve your kindness.
[001:05:01;231] Hey, cheer up.
[001:05:02;698] I have decided to give you
[001:05:02;698] another chance.
[001:05:06;068] Why, with a great
[001:05:06;068] teacher like me
[001:05:08;605] anything is possible.
[001:05:10;340] Don't look at me,
[001:05:10;340] Squidward.
[001:05:12;542] Don't look
[001:05:12;542] at my shame.
[001:05:15;011] These hands weren't
[001:05:15;011] meant to create.
[001:05:18;748] They only destroy.
[001:05:20;716] I can't look at them.
[001:05:27;590] Oh, come on, SpongeBob.
[001:05:29;325] You've got yourself a pair
[001:05:29;325] of yellow dandies here
[001:05:32;662] and with my help
[001:05:34;297] we'll turn them
[001:05:34;297] into tools of beauty.
[001:05:37;900] Really?
[001:05:39;169] Really.
[001:05:40;736] Really?
[001:05:41;737] Really.
[001:05:43;072] Really?
[001:05:44;374] Really.
[001:05:45;408] Wow.
[001:05:47;109] Really?
[001:05:49;945] Let's go.
[001:05:51;181] Squidward, look!
[001:05:52;682] It's old Bold and Brash.
[001:05:54;484] Give me that.
[001:05:57;787] Okay, SpongeBob.
[001:05:59;389] Just do what
[001:05:59;389] you did before.
[001:06:03;626] I can't.
[001:06:05;761] Wait, wait.
[001:06:06;696] Let me help.
[001:06:07;997] Let's start with
[001:06:07;997] the circle again.
[001:06:13;269] I did it, Squidward.
[001:06:15;405] Huh?
[001:06:17;707] But what about the head
[001:06:19;475] and the erasing, and the...
[001:06:21;511] I don't know...
[001:06:21;511] that stuff's not in the book.
[001:06:23;979] Uh...
[001:06:27;149] How about this, huh?
[001:06:28;418] Remember?
[001:06:30;953] That's not in
[001:06:30;953] the book either.
[001:06:32;822] Forget about the book!
[001:06:38;394] Look at all this
[001:06:38;394] mess, SpongeBob.
[001:06:40;830] What do all these
[001:06:40;830] little bits of paper
[001:06:43;633] make you want to do?
[001:06:45;235] Wait, I know this.
[001:06:47;002] Oh, wait, I think I got it.
[001:06:49;672] There you go.
[001:06:50;673] Yes! Ta-dah!
[001:06:55;378] Okay, SpongeBob.
[001:06:56;746] Let's just move on
[001:06:56;746] to the marble.
[001:06:59;482] First, an artist
[001:06:59;482] must concentrate
[001:07:01;684] and visualize his concept.
[001:07:03;519] Now you've got it.
[001:07:05;154] I've got to embrace the marble.
[001:07:07;257] Right.
[001:07:08;224] I've got to sniff the marble.
[001:07:10;760] Well... okay.
[001:07:12;695] I've got to lick the marble.
[001:07:16;132] Uh...
[001:07:17;400] I've got to wash the marble.
[001:07:19;101] I've got to date the marble.
[001:07:20;603] I've got to be the marble.
[001:07:22;972] I've got it!
[001:07:24;307] I have seen
[001:07:24;307] the sculpture within.
[001:07:26;743] Here you go,
[001:07:26;743] Buddy.
[001:07:28;010] With this tool,
[001:07:28;010] I shall give birth to art.
[001:07:32;214] Oh, boy.
[001:07:37;520] One more thing.
[001:07:39;021] There.
[001:07:40;523] Now it's art.
[001:07:41;758] Well, what do you
[001:07:41;758] think, Squidward?
[001:07:44;093] Just take it all in
[001:07:44;093] for a moment.
[001:07:46;262] Let it soak in.
[001:07:48;598] ( squawking and screeching )
[001:08:08;685] It looks like the excitement
[001:08:08;685] of my artistic triumph
[001:08:12;388] is too much for Squidward.
[001:08:13;923] Oh, well, back to the dump.
[001:08:15;725] ♪ To the dump, to the dump,
[001:08:15;725] to the dump, dump, dump ♪
[001:08:17;960] ♪ To the dump, to the dump,
[001:08:17;960] to the dump, dump, dump. ♪
[001:08:20;162] ( squawking and screeching )
[001:08:24;266] I'm here for the...
[001:08:25;535] What the...?
[001:08:26;803] Who's responsible
[001:08:26;803] for this?!
[001:08:29;539] As of now, it's
[001:08:29;539] his responsibility.
[001:08:32;908] Good day to you, sir!
[001:08:39;649] You, sir, are
[001:08:40;950] the greatest artist
[001:08:42;885] who ever lived!
[001:09:00;169] There it is--
[001:09:00;169] Grandma's house.
[001:09:02;838] What wonders
[001:09:02;838] await me today?
[001:09:05;341] Fresh-baked cookies?
[001:09:06;842] Story time?
[001:09:08;277] A sweater with love
[001:09:08;277] in every stitch?
[001:09:10;913] Aw, what am I waiting for?
[001:09:12;848] Grandma, Grandma, Grandma!
[001:09:14;784] SpongeBob!
[001:09:17;420] Hi, Grandma!
[001:09:18;688] Come in and sit for a while.
[001:09:21;757] Have a cookie,
[001:09:21;757] SpongeBob.
[001:09:24;360] Grandma, you make
[001:09:24;360] the best cookies
[001:09:24;360] in the deep blue sea.
[001:09:29;632] Oh, yeah...
[001:09:32;201] ( munches )
[001:09:34;804] ( gulps )
[001:09:35;738] Grandma's cookies...
[001:09:39;274] Now, who wants to
[001:09:39;274] lick the spoon?
[001:09:41;944] Oh! Me, me, me!
[001:09:44;413] ...And then we drove
[001:09:44;413] all the way home
[001:09:47;516] with all the windows down
[001:09:47;516] in the freezing cold.
[001:09:51;554] Tell me another story
[001:09:51;554] about when I was a baby.
[001:09:54;957] ( cuckoo clock chimes 3:00 )
[001:09:57;560] ( gasps ) 3:00?!
[001:09:58;761] I'm going to be late
[001:09:58;761] for work!
[001:10:00;496] Hop in my car.
[001:10:00;496] I'll drop you off.
[001:10:04;199] Thanks, Grandma!
[001:10:05;568] SpongeBob...
[001:10:05;568] you forgot your kissy-kissy!
[001:10:08;704] I sure did.
[001:10:11;674] ( kisses )
[001:10:13;409] Bye, Grandma!
[001:10:13;409] Thanks for the ride!
[001:10:15;277] Thank you, Squidward.
[001:10:16;712] ( others chuckling )
[001:10:18;146] Oh, brother...
[001:10:19;415] ( whistling )
[001:10:22;084] Isn't this great?
[001:10:23;719] Everybody's
[001:10:23;719] in a good mood today.
[001:10:25;588] I love bursting
[001:10:25;588] your bubble, SpongeBob.
[001:10:29;024] They're laughing at you,
[001:10:29;024] not with you.
[001:10:32;695] Did I do
[001:10:32;695] something funny?
[001:10:34;263] Your forehead.
[001:10:36;365] My forehead is funny?
[001:10:37;900] Hey, grandma's boy!
[001:10:40;002] Kissy-kissy-kissy!
[001:10:42;104] ( all laughing )
[001:10:44;206] No! You're wrong!
[001:10:47;342] There...
[001:10:47;342] there's nothing wrong
[001:10:49;077] with getting kisses
[001:10:49;077] from your grandma!
[001:10:51;113] No... especially if you're
[001:10:51;113] a big baby who wears diapers!
[001:10:56;786] ( all laugh )
[001:10:58;521] And, and sucks his thumb
[001:11:01;023] and plays with dolls
[001:11:02;825] and, um, wears pajamas
[001:11:02;825] with feet in them
[001:11:06;228] and carries his, um, uh,
[001:11:06;228] binky around, and, uh...
[001:11:10;466] OTHERS:
[001:11:10;466] All right already!
[001:11:12;635] Cheer up, SpongeBob.
[001:11:14;136] I know someone
[001:11:14;136] who still likes you.
[001:11:16;705] Really?
[001:11:16;705] You do, Squidward?
[001:11:19;675] Yeah... your grandma!
[001:11:21;744] ( all laughing )
[001:11:23;779] ( laughter continues )
[001:11:28;584] ( all laughing )
[001:11:32;187] ( grunting )
[001:11:35;424] ( all laughing )
[001:11:38;794] Stop it...!
[001:11:41;564] I have been publicly humiliated
[001:11:41;564] for the last time!
[001:11:45;801] ( crying )
[001:11:48;136] PATRICK:
[001:11:48;136] I'm sorry that happened
[001:11:48;136] to you, SpongeBob.
[001:11:51;674] Me, too.
[001:11:53;075] You're the most adult person
[001:11:53;075] I know.
[001:11:55;177] Thanks, Patrick.
[001:11:56;311] You know how grandmas are.
[001:11:58;080] They love babies.
[001:11:59;448] You just can't act
[001:11:59;448] like a baby around her.
[001:12:02;384] You're right, Patrick.
[001:12:03;686] Have I ever not been right?
[001:12:05;921] ( sizzling )
[001:12:07;189] ( honking )
[001:12:08;423] ( wolf-whistle )
[001:12:09;658] You're a man now,
[001:12:09;658] SpongeBob
[001:12:11;393] and it's time you
[001:12:11;393] started acting like one.
[001:12:14;196] Yeah!
[001:12:15;731] Oh... but I'm not sure
[001:12:15;731] I know how.
[001:12:19;902] Allow me
[001:12:19;902] to demonstrate.
[001:12:22;471] First,
[001:12:22;471] puff out your chest.
[001:12:25;641] Now say "tax exemption."
[001:12:27;409] Tax exemption!
[001:12:28;844] Now you must acquire
[001:12:28;844] a taste for free-form jazz.
[001:12:32;781] ( trumpet plays fast jazz riff )
[001:12:36;552] Okay, SpongeBob,
[001:12:36;552] you're ready!
[001:12:40;355] This is it.
[001:12:41;390] What are you going
[001:12:41;390] to tell Grandma?
[001:12:43;458] I'm a grownup.
[001:12:44;593] No ifs, ands or buts about it.
[001:12:46;461] A man's got to do
[001:12:46;461] what a man's got to do.
[001:12:48;898] And then you get behind her
[001:12:48;898] and I'll push.
[001:12:50;900] Patrick, we didn't say that.
[001:12:52;635] Oh, yeah, right.
[001:12:53;802] All we need now
[001:12:55;004] is the icing
[001:12:55;004] on the maturity cake.
[001:12:57;072] I've been growing
[001:12:57;072] these babies for years.
[001:13:01;777] BOTH:
[001:13:01;777] Sideburns...
[001:13:06;615] Oh, hello, SpongeBob.
[001:13:08;984] What a nice surprise.
[001:13:11;420] Come here, give your granny
[001:13:11;420] her kissy-kissy.
[001:13:15;891] Mmm...
[001:13:19;461] ( kisses )
[001:13:23;065] Sorry, Grandmother,
[001:13:23;065] but the kissing has to stop.
[001:13:25;534] Tell her like it is, SpongeBob.
[001:13:27;703] No more baby stuff.
[001:13:30;205] He is right, Grandmother.
[001:13:31;640] Kisses are for babies,
[001:13:31;640] which I am no longer.
[001:13:33;943] I have grown up.
[001:13:35;044] It is nature's way.
[001:13:36;278] Oh... you are absolutely right.
[001:13:41;216] I am?
[001:13:42;250] I mean, of course I am.
[001:13:44;119] You will definitely
[001:13:44;119] not be treated like a baby
[001:13:48;057] around here ever again.
[001:13:50;258] I am glad you see it
[001:13:50;258] my way, Grandmother.
[001:13:52;761] GRANDMA:
[001:13:52;761] Well, I'm glad
[001:13:52;761] that's settled.
[001:13:55;030] But what am I
[001:13:55;030] going to do
[001:13:56;531] with all these
[001:13:56;531] fresh-baked cookies?
[001:13:58;801] ( chuckles )
[001:13:58;801] Sorry, Grandmother.
[001:14:00;402] We adults don't partake
[001:14:00;402] in the consumption of sweets.
[001:14:03;238] Right, Pat...
[001:14:04;239] rick?
[001:14:05;641] Keep 'em coming,
[001:14:05;641] Granny!
[001:14:07;476] ( slurping )
[001:14:08;577] So much for no more baby stuff.
[001:14:11;446] And don't forget the
[001:14:11;446] cookie-eating hat!
[001:14:15;818] ( laughs )
[001:14:17;019] ( both laughing )
[001:14:18;120] Hey!
[001:14:19;054] That's my cookie-eating hat!
[001:14:21;456] Uh... I mean, it was
[001:14:21;456] when I was a baby!
[001:14:24;292] Grr...
[001:14:26;228] Well, look who's here.
[001:14:29;031] It's my big old
[001:14:29;031] adult grandson.
[001:14:31;667] Grandmother, I need to have
[001:14:31;667] a mature conversation
[001:14:35;137] with Mr. Patrick.
[001:14:36;404] Patrick!
[001:14:36;404] What are you doing?!
[001:14:39;241] Cookies! Warm milk!
[001:14:41;243] A bib!
[001:14:42;611] Is that a kissy mark
[001:14:42;611] on your forehead?
[001:14:44;780] We are supposed to be adults!
[001:14:46;381] Uh-uh-uh.
[001:14:47;582] No roughhousing
[001:14:47;582] with a full tummy.
[001:14:50;385] ( laughing )
[001:14:51;486] Who's the baby?
[001:14:52;855] I'm the baby, I'm the baby,
[001:14:52;855] I'm the baby!
[001:14:55;691] ( clears throat )
[001:14:57;626] Being grownup is boring!
[001:14:59;895] I love being a baby.
[001:15:01;797] Besides, I don't get jazz.
[001:15:04;332] Oh, poor Patrick.
[001:15:05;734] I almost feel sorry for you.
[001:15:09;705] Trapped in the awkward phase
[001:15:09;705] of diaper days.
[001:15:12;541] Never to know
[001:15:12;541] the rich rewards
[001:15:12;541] of being a grownup.
[001:15:15;911] Here's a fresh batch of cookies.
[001:15:18;346] All right!
[001:15:19;748] ( munching )
[001:15:21;884] Rewards, huh?
[001:15:23;819] Well, yeah, there's...
[001:15:25;287] ( munching )
[001:15:26;822] Let's see, we, uh...
[001:15:29;024] we went over the jazz.
[001:15:31;593] ( munching )
[001:15:35;397] Oh, Grandma,
[001:15:35;397] I'm full.
[001:15:38;100] More cookies.
[001:15:41;036] ( vacuum cleaner running )
[001:15:48;711] ( whistling )
[001:15:50;445] It appears to be my lunch hour.
[001:15:52;280] Grownups have to eat, too.
[001:15:53;816] I guess this will have to do.
[001:15:55;550] GRANDMA:
[001:15:55;550] Oh, you don't want
[001:15:55;550] this baby food.
[001:15:57;986] How about a big piece
[001:15:57;986] of steamed coral?
[001:16:01;590] Oh, yeah, uh... great.
[001:16:04;226] ( crunching )
[001:16:06;095] Nutritious!
[001:16:07;262] GRANDMA:
[001:16:07;262] Story time!
[001:16:09;198] Oh, boy! Story time,
[001:16:09;198] story time, story time!
[001:16:12;801] Story time?
[001:16:14;669] You'll enjoy this,
[001:16:14;669] Patrick.
[001:16:16;338] It's a wonderful story
[001:16:16;338] about a magical sea leprechaun.
[001:16:20;142] Oh, SpongeBob, you wouldn't be
[001:16:20;142] interested in this baby book.
[001:16:24;279] Here's the technical manual
[001:16:24;279] on Routine Active Maintenance.
[001:16:28;450] Oh, uh, great.
[001:16:29;818] Yeah... fascinating.
[001:16:31;586] No pictures, just the way
[001:16:31;586] I like it.
[001:16:34;790] ( munching )
[001:16:36;358] ( crunch )
[001:16:37;325] Ohh! My wittle finger!
[001:16:40;295] Hold still,
[001:16:40;295] hold still.
[001:16:43;098] ( kisses )
[001:16:44;566] All better?
[001:16:46;201] PATRICK:
[001:16:46;201] Sorta...
[001:16:47;469] This finger hurts
[001:16:47;469] a little bit, too.
[001:16:50;172] ( Grandma kisses )
[001:16:51;874] How about I give you
[001:16:51;874] a present?
[001:16:54;609] Oh, boy, I hope it's cookies!
[001:16:58;247] All right!
[001:16:59;714] Another hat!
[001:17:00;883] No, Patrick, it's a sweater.
[001:17:03;652] Huh?
[001:17:05;120] With love in every stitch.
[001:17:07;622] No...
[001:17:11;894] Don't I get
[001:17:11;894] a present,
[001:17:11;894] Grandma?
[001:17:15;030] Oh, I almost forgot.
[001:17:18;233] Here's some
[001:17:18;233] office supplies.
[001:17:20;269] I didn't wrap them.
[001:17:21;770] I knew
[001:17:21;770] you wouldn't mind.
[001:17:23;705] ( clock chimes 3:00 )
[001:17:25;974] Uh-oh, 3:00.
[001:17:27;843] Time for adults to go to work.
[001:17:30;012] Bye-bye, SpongeBob.
[001:17:31;914] I'll bet you would fancy
[001:17:31;914] a nap, huh, Patrick?
[001:17:35;717] ( Patrick yawns )
[001:17:37;219] GRANDMA:
[001:17:37;219] You're still here,
[001:17:37;219] SpongeBob?
[001:17:40;289] Uh... I don't have to leave yet.
[001:17:42;590] I... can be late for work.
[001:17:44;492] No, no, no. That wouldn't
[001:17:44;492] be the adult thing to do.
[001:17:48;163] All right, uh,
[001:17:48;163] I guess I'll be going.
[001:17:51;733] I've, uh, got a lot
[001:17:51;733] of adult-type business
[001:17:55;170] to take care of,
[001:17:55;170] so, uh...
[001:17:56;939] I'll see you later.
[001:17:58;173] Okay. Thanks for
[001:17:58;173] stopping by, SpongeBob.
[001:18:00;608] Yup, that is it.
[001:18:02;677] Here I go.
[001:18:03;712] Come again if you
[001:18:03;712] get the chance.
[001:18:06;014] Out into the cold,
[001:18:06;014] grownup world...
[001:18:08;817] alone... without a sweater.
[001:18:11;019] Toodle-oo.
[001:18:13;055] I don't know when I'll be back.
[001:18:14;857] I know how busy you are.
[001:18:16;758] So, uh... that's it.
[001:18:19;594] Shh... he's asleep.
[001:18:22;030] So... long...
[001:18:31;006] I don't want to grow up!
[001:18:32;540] I want cookies!
[001:18:34;142] And milky!
[001:18:35;978] I want a sweater
[001:18:35;978] with love in the stitches!
[001:18:39;281] I want to wear didies!
[001:18:41;483] I want to ride in my wagon!
[001:18:43;585] I want to cuddle-wuddle
[001:18:43;585] with Mr. Stuffykins!
[001:18:47;422] I want to rocky-rock
[001:18:47;422] on my seahorsey!
[001:18:51;994] And I want kissy-kissy
[001:18:51;994] on my boo-boo!
[001:18:55;463] ( crying )
[001:18:56;698] ( crying )
[001:19:06;241] ( continues )
[001:19:07;976] ( wailing )
[001:19:11;947] ( continues )
[001:19:14;349] ( ratcheting
[001:19:14;349] like lawn sprinkler )
[001:19:23;691] Take it easy, SpongeBob!
[001:19:27;595] SpongeBob...
[001:19:29;031] SpongeBob!
[001:19:31;066] ( crying and panting )
[001:19:36;738] You don't have to
[001:19:36;738] be a baby
[001:19:38;974] to get
[001:19:38;974] Old Grandma's love.
[001:19:41;243] ( sniffles )
[001:19:42;144] I don't?
[001:19:43;145] Of course not.
[001:19:44;779] No matter
[001:19:44;779] how grownup you get
[001:19:47;082] you will always be
[001:19:47;082] my Little Baby Boo.
[001:19:50;319] ( kisses )
[001:19:52;120] And remember, you can
[001:19:52;120] kiss your Grandma
[001:19:54;622] and still be an adult.
[001:19:56;124] Here you go.
[001:19:59;995] Thanks, Grandma.
[001:20:01;930] ( munching and sighing )
[001:20:05;700] Uh, Grandma,
[001:20:05;700] could you not mention this
[001:20:07;902] to the guys
[001:20:07;902] down at The Krusty Krab?
[001:20:09;904] No problem.
[001:20:12;274] ( squeak )
[001:20:13;275] ( Squidward snickers )
[001:20:14;843] ( all laughing )
[001:20:31;059] ( humming )
[001:20:33;862] ♪ Stitch one, pearl two ♪
[001:20:35;798] ♪ Da da de doo ♪
[001:20:37;332] ♪ Da day de da ♪
[001:20:38;700] ♪ De doh ♪
[001:20:39;635] What's that smell?
[001:20:41;136] The register?
[001:20:44;506] Forty-nine, oh...
[001:20:46;675] eight?!
[001:20:47;943] That's a penny short!
[001:20:49;277] ( cries )
[001:20:50;345] Oh, no.
[001:20:51;313] Not a penny.
[001:20:52;347] Help! Somebody, help us.
[001:20:54;316] It's just a
[001:20:54;316] penny, sir.
[001:20:57;619] It doesn't
[001:20:57;619] matter.
[001:20:58;787] Doesn't matter?
[001:21:00;288] It's money that makes
[001:21:00;288] the world go round, boy.
[001:21:02;858] It's money
[001:21:04;159] that keeps your pants square.
[001:21:05;694] It's money that keeps Squidward
[001:21:05;694] in frilly soap.
[001:21:08;697] ( sniffing )
[001:21:09;798] Lilac!
[001:21:11;467] It's money that paid
[001:21:11;467] for all them renovations we did.
[001:21:14;570] Oh, nothing
[001:21:15;737] in all the seven seas could
[001:21:15;737] matter more.
[001:21:18;273] Not even that...
[001:21:19;475] Hmm?
[001:21:20;742] ...scrumptious, curvy cutie.
[001:21:24;880] I see her, Mr. Krabs.
[001:21:26;782] A crabby patty with cheese.
[001:21:28;717] The classic.
[001:21:29;885] Not the sandwich, boy.
[001:21:31;487] The curvy cutie
[001:21:31;487] holding the sandwich.
[001:21:34;189] SPONGEBOB:
[001:21:34;189] Hey!
[001:21:36;024] That's my driving
[001:21:36;024] teacher, Mrs. Puff.
[001:21:38;193] Mrs. Puff?
[001:21:39;828] Aw, she's married.
[001:21:42;230] Oh, no, Mr. Krabs.
[001:21:43;298] She's single.
[001:21:44;299] Then what happened
[001:21:44;299] to Mr. Puff?
[001:21:48;036] She doesn't like
[001:21:48;036] to talk about it.
[001:21:49;437] Oh, what I wouldn't give
[001:21:50;939] to have a lass like that
[001:21:50;939] on me claw.
[001:21:53;108] Hey, I know!
[001:21:54;409] Why don't I take
[001:21:54;409] you over and
[001:21:54;409] introduce you?
[001:21:56;244] No, no, no,
[001:21:56;244] I'm-I'm too old, boy.
[001:21:59;114] Too hard-shelled for love.
[001:22:01;149] Besides,
[001:22:01;149] I ain't properly dressed.
[001:22:03;151] Aw...
[001:22:04;352] come on, Mr. Krabs.
[001:22:05;554] You look great.
[001:22:05;554] ( fly buzzing )
[001:22:07;055] You wait here while
[001:22:07;055] I go break the ice.
[001:22:09;691] SpongeBob, no, wait!
[001:22:10;893] I'm too nervous!
[001:22:12;127] Ooh!
[001:22:13;294] Hi, Mrs. Puff.
[001:22:15;731] ( screaming ):
[001:22:15;731] Ahh!
[001:22:16;732] Hit the brakes, SpongeBob.
[001:22:18;400] Watch the tree!
[001:22:19;467] ( screaming )
[001:22:20;402] Wait, Mrs. Puff.
[001:22:21;570] We're not driving.
[001:22:22;905] Oh, I'm sorry, SpongeBob.
[001:22:24;940] I didn't expect
[001:22:24;940] to see you here.
[001:22:27;475] I work here,
[001:22:27;475] Mrs. Puff.
[001:22:28;710] Want to meet
[001:22:28;710] my boss?
[001:22:29;845] Well, I'm not...
[001:22:31;413] Don't move.
[001:22:32;848] ( groaning ):
[001:22:32;848] Oh!
[001:22:34;215] Mrs. Puff, I'd like
[001:22:34;215] to introduce you to Mr...
[001:22:38;587] Mrs. Puff, I'd like
[001:22:38;587] to introduce you
[001:22:40;856] to my boss, Mr. Krabs.
[001:22:42;357] Uh... hello.
[001:22:44;292] ( quivering )
[001:22:45;293] Psst! Mr. Krabs,
[001:22:45;293] say hello.
[001:22:47;395] ( muttering )
[001:22:50;532] No, no, Mr. Krabs.
[001:22:51;867] Just say hello.
[001:22:54;135] ( strangled groan )
[001:22:55;604] Hmm, perhaps another time
[001:22:55;604] would be...
[001:22:58;106] ( shouting ):
[001:22:58;106] No!
[001:22:59;474] Wait. He's
[001:22:59;474] trying to tell
[001:22:59;474] you something.
[001:23:01;309] Mr. Krabs...
[001:23:03;144] ( speaking gibberish )
[001:23:05;847] I don't understand.
[001:23:08;584] ( speaking gibberish )
[001:23:11;286] Oh!
[001:23:12;588] I think Mr.
[001:23:12;588] Krabs is saying
[001:23:13;989] that he'd like to...
[001:23:15;190] hit you with a rake.
[001:23:16;625] Goodness!
[001:23:17;759] No!
[001:23:19;327] ( speaking gibberish )
[001:23:21;063] Try to guess
[001:23:21;063] your weight.
[001:23:22;230] Well!
[001:23:23;164] ( speaking gibberish )
[001:23:24;566] No, wait.
[001:23:25;734] He wants to take you...
[001:23:26;868] ( speaking gibberish )
[001:23:28;570] on a date!
[001:23:30;238] Uh!
[001:23:33;141] Is that true, Mr. Krabs?
[001:23:34;943] Do you want to take me
[001:23:34;943] on a date?
[001:23:37;345] Aye.
[001:23:38;780] What do you say?
[001:23:41;216] What do I say?
[001:23:42;550] ( laughs )
[001:23:43;885] I say, you have a way
[001:23:43;885] with words, Mr. Krabs.
[001:23:49;557] I still got it.
[001:23:51;159] ( laughs )
[001:23:52;694] SPONGEBOB:
[001:23:52;694] Ready for your
[001:23:52;694] date, Mr. Krabs?
[001:23:54;663] I'm always ready when
[001:23:54;663] it comes to dating, lad.
[001:23:58;066] SPONGEBOB:
[001:23:58;066] Breath spray?
[001:23:59;101] Check.
[001:24:00;102] Lucky hanky?
[001:24:01;236] Check.
[001:24:02;403] Giant rusty anchor?
[001:24:03;872] Uh, anchor. Anchor?
[001:24:06;074] I can't find me giant
[001:24:06;074] rusty anchor!
[001:24:08;076] Ahh!
[001:24:09;210] Relax, Mr. Krabs.
[001:24:10;779] Just a little joke.
[001:24:12;114] Good luck with you-know-who.
[001:24:15;083] Who's that?
[001:24:16;351] Mrs. Puff.
[001:24:17;753] Oh, yeah.
[001:24:18;920] Well, wish me luck, lad.
[001:24:21;089] MRS. PUFF:
[001:24:21;089] Oh, Mr. Krabs!
[001:24:24;192] This dinner has been
[001:24:24;192] so wonderful!
[001:24:27;162] The coral was cooked
[001:24:27;162] to perfection.
[001:24:29;731] ( laughs )
[001:24:30;866] I don't think
[001:24:30;866] I could eat another bite.
[001:24:33;735] Oh, I doubt that, my
[001:24:33;735] little shrimp boat.
[001:24:36;638] ( giggles )
[001:24:37;739] You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs.
[001:24:39;407] I mean
[001:24:41;476] foot rubs between courses.
[001:24:43;712] Caricatures.
[001:24:45;246] Imported music.
[001:24:47;749] ( playing lounge music )
[001:24:53;722] Nothing's too good for you,
[001:24:53;722] my prickly peach.
[001:24:56;858] Oh, what I'm trying to tell you,
[001:24:56;858] Mr. Krabs is...
[001:25:00;395] Uh, sir, your fancy pantsy
[001:25:00;395] limousine is here.
[001:25:03;165] Wonderful!
[001:25:04;399] Puffily-poo, your
[001:25:04;399] chariot awaits!
[001:25:06;367] Well...
[001:25:07;602] ( whistles )
[001:25:08;737] ( screaming )
[001:25:08;737] Ahh!
[001:25:10;238] You'll never have to walk again,
[001:25:10;238] my little lobster bib.
[001:25:13;875] ( sighs ):
[001:25:13;875] Aye.
[001:25:16;111] Your bill, sir.
[001:25:17;345] What?!
[001:25:19;147] One hundred dollars!
[001:25:21;316] Well, this can't
[001:25:21;316] possibly be correct.
[001:25:23;752] Oh, my mistake, sir.
[001:25:25;020] Thank you for pointing that out.
[001:25:26;588] This is your bill.
[001:25:29;290] ( screaming )
[001:25:33;995] ( crying )
[001:25:35;831] I don't understand,
[001:25:35;831] Mr. Krabs.
[001:25:37;398] How can you spend
[001:25:37;398] $100,000 in one night?
[001:25:41;236] Oh, SpongeBob
[001:25:43;338] I couldn't help but spend
[001:25:43;338] every cent I had on her!
[001:25:47;542] I couldn't control myself!
[001:25:49;778] What are you going to do?
[001:25:50;912] I don't know, boy.
[001:25:52;147] I've got another date tomorrow.
[001:25:54;315] I'm caught in the middle
[001:25:54;315] of me two great loves--
[001:25:58;186] sweet Mrs. Puff
[001:25:58;186] and the rest of me money.
[001:26:01;556] ( crying )
[001:26:04;392] I wish there was some way
[001:26:04;392] I could help.
[001:26:06;361] Perhaps there is, boy.
[001:26:10;298] I'm putting you in charge
[001:26:10;298] of me money.
[001:26:13;434] I don't get it, Mr. Krabs.
[001:26:14;970] You come with me
[001:26:14;970] on the date
[001:26:17;405] and don't let me spend
[001:26:17;405] any money.
[001:26:20;375] Now remember, we keep it cheap
[001:26:20;375] by going to the park.
[001:26:23;879] And no matter how much
[001:26:23;879] I ask you
[001:26:26;014] you don't give me
[001:26:26;014] any of me money.
[001:26:28;083] Now give me a dollar.
[001:26:29;417] Nope.
[001:26:30;418] Good boy!
[001:26:31;419] You'll do fine.
[001:26:32;754] Who is it?
[001:26:34;222] It's me, my
[001:26:34;222] beautiful bell buoy!
[001:26:38;293] ( giggling )
[001:26:39;861] Just a minute.
[001:26:40;929] Flowers!
[001:26:41;930] Flowers, boy!
[001:26:42;964] Go get flowers!
[001:26:43;965] But you said...
[001:26:44;900] SpongeBob, you can't call
[001:26:46;201] on a classy lady
[001:26:46;201] like Mrs. Puff empty-handed.
[001:26:48;369] We ain't talking
[001:26:48;369] about this... or this.
[001:26:51;139] We're talking
[001:26:51;139] about this.
[001:26:52;874] Almost ready.
[001:26:54;575] Hurry, boy, get
[001:26:54;575] the flowers!
[001:26:56;178] Mrs. Puff.
[001:26:57;745] You're as beautiful
[001:26:57;745] as ever.
[001:27:00;048] ( laughs )
[001:27:01;149] That's funny.
[001:27:02;450] I thought I heard
[001:27:02;450] SpongeBob's voice.
[001:27:04;319] Uh... you did.
[001:27:05;821] He'll be right back.
[001:27:07;088] He's our personal assistant
[001:27:07;088] for the day.
[001:27:09;424] Oh.
[001:27:10;425] Excuse me.
[001:27:12;093] I have to call
[001:27:12;093] my insurance agent.
[001:27:14;529] My beautiful Puff.
[001:27:17;665] ( sighing )
[001:27:20;302] SPONGEBOB:
[001:27:20;302] Mrs. Krabs...
[001:27:21;502] I got the flowers
[001:27:21;502] you wanted.
[001:27:22;938] What's that?
[001:27:22;938] I got the flowers
[001:27:22;938] for Mrs. Puff.
[001:27:25;040] We had an agreement, boy.
[001:27:26;541] You ain't supposed to spend
[001:27:26;541] any of me money.
[001:27:29;077] But you said...
[001:27:30;178] MRS. PUFF:
[001:27:30;178] ♪ Here I come! ♪
[001:27:31;379] For you, Mrs. Puff.
[001:27:33;849] Oh, flowers.
[001:27:35;817] Oh, how thoughtful!
[001:27:38;419] And here's a box of chocolates.
[001:27:42;690] SpongeBob, where's
[001:27:42;690] the chocolates?
[001:27:44;192] Mr. Krabs, the budget
[001:27:44;192] doesn't allow for...
[001:27:46;361] ( whispering ):
[001:27:46;361] SpongeBob, you can't go
[001:27:46;361] to Mrs. Puff's house
[001:27:48;964] without chocolates.
[001:27:50;498] Hurry, hurry!
[001:27:52;100] I bought the biggest box
[001:27:52;100] they had.
[001:27:54;269] Buy, buy, buy.
[001:27:55;237] Spend, spend, spend.
[001:27:56;371] Is that all you
[001:27:56;371] can think about?
[001:27:58;139] Oh, Eugene!
[001:27:59;341] Here's those chocolates
[001:27:59;341] I bought for you.
[001:28:02;610] What are we doing today,
[001:28:02;610] Mrs. Puff?
[001:28:05;380] Dinner? Dancing?
[001:28:06;714] A trip to the moon?
[001:28:08;283] Psst! Mr. Krabs...
[001:28:09;918] we're just going for a walk
[001:28:09;918] in the park, remember?
[001:28:12;187] Actually, a
[001:28:12;187] walk in the park
[001:28:12;187] sounds perfect.
[001:28:14;890] It's a beautiful day.
[001:28:16;091] I'll just need
[001:28:16;091] to get a sun hat and...
[001:28:18;193] Mrs. Puff needs a
[001:28:18;193] sun hat, SpongeBob.
[001:28:20;262] Oh, I think she...
[001:28:21;963] The sun is beating
[001:28:21;963] down on poor Mrs.
[001:28:21;963] Puff's head.
[001:28:23;831] As your financial advisor,
[001:28:23;831] I suggest...
[001:28:25;500] There's not time
[001:28:25;500] for suggestions.
[001:28:27;903] Go buy a hat!
[001:28:28;904] But...
[001:28:28;904] Today!
[001:28:29;871] Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.
[001:28:31;739] I'll shade you.
[001:28:32;974] SpongeBob, hurry!
[001:28:34;409] One shady hat.
[001:28:35;877] Good job, that.
[001:28:36;912] Oh, well... thank you
[001:28:38;846] but you didn't need
[001:28:38;846] to buy one.
[001:28:41;449] I have a hat in the closet.
[001:28:43;885] Didn't need
[001:28:43;885] to buy one!
[001:28:47;255] You hear that, boy?
[001:28:48;723] We didn't need
[001:28:48;723] to buy a hat.
[001:28:50;491] Aren't you supposed
[001:28:50;491] to be saving me money?
[001:28:52;928] I'm trying, Mr. Krabs
[001:28:54;362] but you keep telling me
[001:28:54;362] to buy things for Mrs. Puff.
[001:28:57;732] It's all really confusing.
[001:29:00;635] SpongeBob, I'm sorry.
[001:29:02;870] This is my fault.
[001:29:04;672] I'm not thinking
[001:29:04;672] clearly.
[001:29:07;309] I'm making a sailor's promise,
[001:29:07;309] boy.
[001:29:09;777] From this moment on
[001:29:11;246] I won't ask you to buy anything
[001:29:11;246] for Mrs. Puff.
[001:29:16;751] SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff needs
[001:29:16;751] a new fur coat!
[001:29:19;720] ( breathing heavily )
[001:29:22;090] You're spending all me money!
[001:29:23;791] Puffy needs a new pair of shoes.
[001:29:26;161] ( breathing heavily )
[001:29:27;862] You're breaking me, boy!
[001:29:29;230] She needs fine jewelry!
[001:29:31;366] ( panting )
[001:29:32;400] Not that fine!
[001:29:34;169] SpongeBob!
[001:29:35;270] SpongeBob!
[001:29:36;304] SpongeBob!
[001:29:37;472] SpongeBob!
[001:29:38;473] SpongeBob!
[001:29:39;474] SpongeBob!
[001:29:41;576] ( repeating ):
[001:29:41;576] SpongeBob! SpongeBob...
[001:29:46;982] ( gasping )
[001:29:48;183] SpongeBob, I'm glad
[001:29:48;183] I caught you.
[001:29:50;118] I want you to
[001:29:50;118] buy Mrs. Puff...
[001:29:51;652] Wait!
[001:29:52;887] Don't tell me!
[001:29:54;356] You want me to run down
[001:29:54;356] to the store
[001:29:56;524] and buy Mrs. Puff something
[001:29:56;524] she doesn't need.
[001:29:59;694] Then you want me
[001:29:59;694] to run back here
[001:30:01;829] so you can say,
[001:30:01;829] "Aye, SpongeBob.
[001:30:04;032] You're spending all me money."
[001:30:06;034] And then I'll say
[001:30:07;302] "But Mr. Krabs,
[001:30:07;302] I'm only doing what you said!"
[001:30:10;438] Then you'll say
[001:30:11;772] "We're not talking
[001:30:11;772] about this or this.
[001:30:14;509] We're talking about this!"
[001:30:16;577] ( gasping )
[001:30:17;812] But lad, this
[001:30:17;812] time's different.
[001:30:20;315] Mrs. Puff
[001:30:20;315] needs this.
[001:30:23;051] Are we going to the park soon?
[001:30:26;087] Please, lad?
[001:30:27;322] I'm begging you.
[001:30:28;689] I'm a lonely old
[001:30:28;689] crustacean
[001:30:30;492] who's found love.
[001:30:32;093] Don't let me
[001:30:32;093] lose her.
[001:30:33;895] ( crying )
[001:30:34;962] Mr. Krabs, don't.
[001:30:36;697] Don't cry, Mr. Krabs.
[001:30:38;299] Come on.
[001:30:39;467] Okay, I'm going to get it, see?
[001:30:42;003] Cheer up, Mr. Krabs.
[001:30:43;604] Here's that washing machine
[001:30:43;604] you wanted.
[001:30:45;806] Cheer up?
[001:30:47;409] How can I cheer up...
[001:30:49;077] when you're spending all
[001:30:49;077] me hard-earned cash?!
[001:30:52;213] See? You just did it again!
[001:30:53;748] Lad, I can't help it
[001:30:56;017] if you're loose with
[001:30:56;017] other people's money.
[001:30:59;454] Do you think Mrs. Puff
[001:30:59;454] will need a dryer
[001:31:01;156] to go along with that?
[001:31:03;158] Well, Mr. Krabs
[001:31:04;459] do you want to know
[001:31:04;459] what I think?
[001:31:07;062] ( SpongeBob screaming
[001:31:07;062] in gibberish )
[001:31:10;731] Mr. Krabs.
[001:31:12;267] ( speaking gibberish )
[001:31:15;970] Oh.
[001:31:17;472] Mr. Krabs' wallet.
[001:31:19;674] ( muttering )
[001:31:25;213] I didn't know
[001:31:25;213] SpongeBob had such
[001:31:25;213] a colorful vocabulary.
[001:31:29;050] Actually, there's
[001:31:29;050] something I'd like to
[001:31:29;050] say, too, Mr. Krabs.
[001:31:33;321] I'm afraid I
[001:31:33;321] just don't feel
[001:31:33;321] comfortable
[001:31:36;458] accepting all
[001:31:36;458] these gifts.
[001:31:38;993] I'd rather go dutch.
[001:31:41;396] If you don't mind.
[001:31:42;863] Okay.
[001:31:44;232] You're a very sweet man,
[001:31:44;232] Mr. Krabs.
[001:31:47;668] Oh!
[001:32:04;586] TV ANNOUNCER:
[001:32:04;586] We now return
[001:32:06;521] to tonight's Creepy-Time
[001:32:06;521] Theater presentation
[001:32:09;424] of "Night of the Robot."
[001:32:11;125] ( screaming )
[001:32:15;129] Hurry, Gary,
[001:32:15;129] the scary robot movie's on.
[001:32:18;266] ( meows )
[001:32:19;968] What do you mean
[001:32:19;968] I shouldn't watch this?
[001:32:22;103] Scary movies don't always
[001:32:22;103] freak me out.
[001:32:24;773] ( whimpering
[001:32:24;773] and shivering )
[001:32:27;008] What if Mom is a robot?
[001:32:29;210] What if Uncle Sherm is a robot?
[001:32:31;613] What if Gary is a robot?
[001:32:34;716] Gary?
[001:32:35;850] ( snoring )
[001:32:36;785] Psst, Gary?
[001:32:39;220] Gare-bear?
[001:32:41;189] ( meows )
[001:32:42;591] Gary, if you were a robot,
[001:32:42;591] you'd tell me, right?
[001:32:46;962] ( meows )
[001:32:48;063] Oh, I got nothing
[001:32:48;063] to worry about.
[001:32:50;565] And now to get
[001:32:50;565] a good night's sleep.
[001:32:53;334] ( snoring )
[001:32:54;869] ( screaming )
[001:32:59;240] ( SpongeBob screaming )
[001:33:03;144] ( SpongeBob panting )
[001:33:06;280] ( panting )
[001:33:08;984] Robot! Oh, my gosh!
[001:33:12;887] Huh?
[001:33:14;222] ( chuckles nervously )
[001:33:16;190] How about a little music
[001:33:17;525] to count me money to?
[001:33:19;494] RADIO ANNOUNCER:
[001:33:19;494] And now for the number-one
[001:33:19;494] song in Bikini Bottom,
[001:33:22;597] "Electric Zoo."
[001:33:23;765] ( techno-pop song playing )
[001:33:26;001] Hey, that's pretty catchy!
[001:33:28;336] ♪ Bee-bee-boo-bop,
[001:33:28;336] bee-bee-boo-beep. ♪
[001:33:31;572] Yeah, that's not bad.
[001:33:33;174] I love this
[001:33:33;174] young people's music.
[001:33:37;078] ( buzzes )
[001:33:38;146] I surrender!
[001:33:39;380] Oh.
[001:33:39;380] SQUIDWARD:
[001:33:39;380] SpongeBob!
[001:33:41;016] ( screams )
[001:33:44;218] Squidward, why are
[001:33:44;218] you wearing my hat
[001:33:44;218] on your nose?
[001:33:46;821] I'm not; I'm waiting
[001:33:46;821] for number 17's order!
[001:33:51;359] Number 17-- Krabby Patty
[001:33:51;359] and a medium beverage.
[001:33:54;228] Of course.
[001:33:55;730] Sorry, Squidward, I'm
[001:33:55;730] not really feeling
[001:33:55;730] myself today.
[001:33:57;966] I keep thinking robots
[001:33:57;966] are taking over the world--
[001:34:00;501] probably because
[001:34:00;501] I watched this movie
[001:34:02;303] where robots take over
[001:34:02;303] the world.
[001:34:04;005] I even asked Gary
[001:34:04;005] if he was a robot.
[001:34:05;840] Pretty funny, huh?
[001:34:07;042] ( flatly ):
[001:34:07;042] Hilarious.
[001:34:07;976] Just deliver the food.
[001:34:10;344] There you go.
[001:34:11;746] Enjoy your...
[001:34:13;214] Say, you're not
[001:34:13;214] a robot, are you?
[001:34:14;816] No. I'm not.
[001:34:16;718] ( whispering ):
[001:34:16;718] Well, keep your eyes peeled.
[001:34:19;520] They're everywhere.
[001:34:20;822] Back to work!
[001:34:24;025] KRABS:
[001:34:24;025] I feel completely recharged.
[001:34:27;495] That sounds
[001:34:27;495] like Mr. Krabs.
[001:34:30;665] Come on, little buddy,
[001:34:30;665] play it again, please?
[001:34:33;868] One more time,
[001:34:35;170] for me.
[001:34:36;938] That was strange.
[001:34:38;306] Mr. Krabs was talking
[001:34:38;306] to his radio
[001:34:40;909] and he said
[001:34:40;909] he feels "recharged."
[001:34:43;377] If I didn't know better,
[001:34:43;377] I'd say he was...
[001:34:45;980] a robot!
[001:34:47;982] Nah.
[001:34:49;317] Yes, hello.
[001:34:50;819] I was wondering if you
[001:34:50;819] could play that song again.
[001:34:53;588] Hmm, which one, man?
[001:34:55;556] The one that goes
[001:34:55;556] "Bee-boo-boo-bop,
[001:34:55;556] boo-boo-beep."
[001:34:58;893] No, man, you're thinking of
[001:34:58;893] "Bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop."
[001:35:02;396] KRABS:
[001:35:02;396] Bee-bee-boo, boo-boo-bop?
[001:35:04;365] Bee-boo-boo-bop?
[001:35:06;467] Boo-boo-bee-bop?
[001:35:08;302] Not "Bee-boo-boo-beep"?
[001:35:10;739] Bop?
[001:35:12;240] Beep?!
[001:35:13;608] Boo-boo-bop?!
[001:35:14;976] ( screaming )
[001:35:16;077] ( teeth chattering )
[001:35:17;045] Oh, my gosh!
[001:35:19;180] Why was Mr. Krabs making
[001:35:19;180] all those beeping sounds?
[001:35:21;649] Could it be that he's a robot?
[001:35:25;120] Nah.
[001:35:27;255] ( gasps )
[001:35:28;489] ( techno-pop song playing )
[001:35:34;929] Oh, Squidward,
[001:35:34;929] it's terrible!
[001:35:37;799] Mr. Krabs...
[001:35:37;799] talking to radio...
[001:35:40;969] beeping sounds...
[001:35:40;969] strange dancing...
[001:35:43;738] robot!
[001:35:45;006] That's great,
[001:35:45;006] SpongeBob.
[001:35:47;008] Why don't you work
[001:35:47;008] on this problem back
[001:35:47;008] in the kitchen!
[001:35:50;879] ( chuckling )
[001:35:51;813] I'm serious, Squidward.
[001:35:53;281] Mr. Krabs is a robot.
[001:35:54;548] And I can prove it, too!
[001:35:55;850] How did you...?
[001:35:56;851] Let's see-- in the movie,
[001:35:58;052] the robots didn't have
[001:35:58;052] a sense of humor;
[001:36:00;088] they couldn't laugh.
[001:36:01;222] Hey, Mr. Krabs!
[001:36:02;590] What is it,
[001:36:02;590] boy?
[001:36:03;825] Squidward just told me
[001:36:03;825] a hilarious joke
[001:36:05;794] and I thought you
[001:36:05;794] might like to hear it.
[001:36:07;896] Is it true, Squidward?
[001:36:09;164] Is it hilarious?
[001:36:10;398] Um... yeah, sure.
[001:36:12;834] Well, let's
[001:36:12;834] hear it, lad.
[001:36:14;468] Okay, here it goes.
[001:36:16;004] Uh, how'd it go, Squidward?
[001:36:17;371] ( chuckling
[001:36:17;371] nervously )
[001:36:18;706] It went... um, uh,
[001:36:18;706] let's see, uh...
[001:36:21;575] Why couldn't the 11-year-old
[001:36:21;575] get into the pirate movie?
[001:36:24;779] Why?
[001:36:25;479] It was rated "Arr!"
[001:36:28;049] ( laughing )
[001:36:32;153] Arr!
[001:36:33;254] ( laughing )
[001:36:34;856] Because it's...
[001:36:34;856] about... pirates.
[001:36:38;893] I'm not paying you to do
[001:36:38;893] stand-up, Mr. Squidward.
[001:36:41;429] Now, get back
[001:36:41;429] to work.
[001:36:42;697] ( gasps )
[001:36:43;631] Not even a chuckle!
[001:36:45;033] See, Squidward?
[001:36:46;234] He didn't laugh because
[001:36:46;234] he couldn't laugh
[001:36:49;403] because he's a robot!
[001:36:51;139] There's a logical explanation
[001:36:51;139] why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob.
[001:36:54;909] He's obviously heard it before.
[001:36:56;945] The only reason
[001:36:56;945] you think Krabs
[001:36:56;945] is a robot
[001:36:58;880] is because you watched
[001:36:58;880] that stupid movie.
[001:37:00;815] Now, why
[001:37:00;815] don't you...
[001:37:01;883] Hey, Mr. Krabs!
[001:37:03;351] What?
[001:37:03;351] What is it, boy?
[001:37:05;453] Squidward's father
[001:37:05;453] never hugged him.
[001:37:08;990] Isn't that sad?
[001:37:10;558] ( crying )
[001:37:11;993] Yes, I suppose
[001:37:11;993] that is rather sad.
[001:37:13;928] But Squidward
[001:37:13;928] can hug himself
[001:37:13;928] during his break.
[001:37:16;497] Now, get back
[001:37:16;497] to work.
[001:37:18;032] Just like the robot in the
[001:37:18;032] movie-- he couldn't cry either.
[001:37:20;735] SpongeBob,
[001:37:20;735] this is getting ridiculous.
[001:37:22;636] I'll have you know
[001:37:22;636] my father loved me very much!
[001:37:25;106] That's the final test,
[001:37:25;106] Squidward-- the love test.
[001:37:28;609] Robots can't love.
[001:37:30;011] Now, wait,
[001:37:30;011] SpongeBob...
[001:37:31;545] Hey, Mr. Krabs!
[001:37:32;613] What is it,
[001:37:32;613] SpongeBob?
[001:37:34;648] I just wanted to tell you
[001:37:34;648] that Squidward loves you!
[001:37:38;253] Get back to work,
[001:37:38;253] Mr. Squidward.
[001:37:40;121] ( gulping )
[001:37:41;655] Squidward?
[001:37:42;823] ( techno-pop song playing )
[001:37:45;693] ( music slows, then stops )
[001:37:47;095] ( radio crackling )
[001:37:48;062] Aw, me radio died.
[001:37:51;065] Mmm... these batteries still
[001:37:51;065] have a little juice in them.
[001:37:54;068] I know-- I'll give them
[001:37:54;068] to Pearl for Christmas.
[001:37:58;172] ( timer dings )
[001:37:59;274] Me hard-boiled egg is ready!
[001:38:01;675] I can already taste it.
[001:38:03;711] Come to Papa!
[001:38:05;313] Gotcha!
[001:38:06;948] And what good is a hard-boiled
[001:38:06;948] egg without a little salt?
[001:38:10;184] SPONGEBOB:
[001:38:10;184] Mr. Krabs!
[001:38:13;288] ( screaming )
[001:38:14;488] Oh, my eyes! Aah!
[001:38:16;024] Mister...
[001:38:16;991] Will you be quiet?
[001:38:18;259] What did these robots
[001:38:18;259] in the movie look like?
[001:38:20;795] They had piercing red eyes,
[001:38:20;795] metal pincers for hands
[001:38:23;097] and they ran on batteries.
[001:38:24;632] Okay, so tell me, does Mr. Krabs
[001:38:24;632] look anything like that?!
[001:38:29;470] ( screaming )
[001:38:32;740] ( screaming )
[001:38:39;513] ( both screaming )
[001:38:41;316] ( Krabs screaming )
[001:38:43;117] I'll evacuate
[001:38:43;117] the customers,
[001:38:43;117] you call the Navy.
[001:38:45;519] Hello, operator,
[001:38:45;519] get me the Navy.
[001:38:48;423] ( recorded voice ):
[001:38:48;423] Hello, you've reached the Navy's
[001:38:48;423] automated phone service.
[001:38:52;526] Squidward, the robots
[001:38:52;526] are running the Navy!
[001:38:55;129] Not the Navy!
[001:38:57;432] ( over loudspeaker ):
[001:38:57;432] Everyone, run for your lives!
[001:38:59;900] Robots have taken over
[001:38:59;900] the world!
[001:39:02;937] Our world!
[001:39:04;505] ( all screaming )
[001:39:09;277] What do we do now?
[001:39:10;378] I don't know.
[001:39:11;579] Hey, a nickel!
[001:39:12;613] SpongeBob!
[001:39:13;614] Sorry.
[001:39:14;815] Ah, that's better.
[001:39:17;151] ♪ Bee, boo-boo-bee-boop,
[001:39:17;151] boo-boo-bop... ♪
[001:39:19;887] We need to find out
[001:39:21;356] what that robot did with
[001:39:21;356] the real Mr. Krabs, but how?
[001:39:24;325] Well, in the movie the hero
[001:39:24;325] teams up with a buddy
[001:39:27;362] and they get the poop
[001:39:27;362] on the robot.
[001:39:29;063] They poop on the robot?
[001:39:31;799] Yeah, you know, they get
[001:39:31;799] the straight poop,
[001:39:33;834] ask questions, get information.
[001:39:35;470] I never thought I'd say this,
[001:39:38;106] but, SpongeBob,
[001:39:38;106] let's get that poop!
[001:39:48;749] ( door opens )
[001:39:49;750] Oh, hello, boys.
[001:39:51;952] What can I do for you?
[001:39:53;021] ( lock clicks )
[001:39:54;022] Why did you lock the door?
[001:39:56;724] Why do you have that rope?
[001:39:59;293] Who's watching
[001:39:59;293] the cash register?!
[001:40:01;762] ( all shouting, loud crashing )
[001:40:04;432] SpongeBob! Squidward!
[001:40:05;933] What's the meaning of this?
[001:40:07;868] Untie me this instant!
[001:40:09;504] Shut up.
[001:40:10;738] ( loud smack )
[001:40:11;639] Sweet Davy Jones!
[001:40:13;107] What the heck is going on?
[001:40:15;009] I said shut up,
[001:40:15;009] you bucket of bolts!
[001:40:17;978] I can't take it!
[001:40:19;580] ( crying )
[001:40:20;881] SpongeBob,
[001:40:20;881] are you okay?
[001:40:23;451] ( crying ):
[001:40:23;451] Oh, Squidward, seeing you
[001:40:23;451] slap Mr. Krabs like that
[001:40:26;787] is just too horrible
[001:40:26;787] to watch.
[001:40:28;523] No, that's
[001:40:28;523] not Mr. Krabs.
[001:40:31;225] That's Robot Krabs.
[001:40:33;227] Oh, yeah.
[001:40:34;828] And the only way
[001:40:34;828] to deal with these
[001:40:34;828] robot types
[001:40:37;365] is to find out
[001:40:37;365] what they know.
[001:40:38;999] Right.
[001:40:42;636] SpongeBob, you
[001:40:42;636] got to ask him
[001:40:42;636] a question first.
[001:40:45;139] Oh, yeah.
[001:40:46;240] What color is
[001:40:46;240] my underwear?
[001:40:48;342] SpongeBob,
[001:40:49;444] let me handle this.
[001:40:50;545] Where's Mr. Krabs?
[001:40:51;779] What are you talking about?
[001:40:54;182] I'm Mr. Krabs.
[001:40:56;217] We can do this
[001:40:56;217] all night if
[001:40:56;217] you want.
[001:40:58;152] Where's Mr. Krabs?
[001:40:59;820] I'm Mr. Krabs.
[001:41:01;322] Where's Mr. Krabs?
[001:41:03;023] I'm Mr. Krabs.
[001:41:04;325] Where's Mr. Krabs?
[001:41:05;926] I am Mr. Krabs!
[001:41:08;696] I am! I am! I am! I am!
[001:41:08;696] I am! I am! I am!
[001:41:11;499] This is one stubborn robot.
[001:41:13;501] What?!
[001:41:15;603] You think I'm a robot?!
[001:41:18;439] We don't think;
[001:41:18;439] we know.
[001:41:21;309] That's the silliest thing
[001:41:21;309] I've ever heard.
[001:41:23;544] I am Mr. Krabs!
[001:41:26;147] He's not cracking.
[001:41:27;315] We'll never get it
[001:41:27;315] out of him this way.
[001:41:29;283] I got an idea.
[001:41:30;418] Keep an eye on him,
[001:41:30;418] Squidward.
[001:41:32;286] Don't fall for any
[001:41:32;286] of his robo-tricks.
[001:41:35;923] ( clanging )
[001:41:38;426] If Robot Krabs won't tell us
[001:41:38;426] where Mr. Krabs is,
[001:41:41;695] maybe one of his
[001:41:41;695] little robot friends will.
[001:41:44;732] SpongeBob, uh,
[001:41:44;732] that's a blender.
[001:41:47;135] Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs
[001:41:47;135] talking with his radio before.
[001:41:50;671] He called it his
[001:41:50;671] "little buddy."
[001:41:52;173] Oh, really?
[001:41:53;374] Put it on the table,
[001:41:53;374] SpongeBob.
[001:41:54;942] You're going
[001:41:54;942] to interrogate
[001:41:54;942] my blender?
[001:41:57;778] You're crazy!
[001:41:59;480] We're just going
[001:41:59;480] to see what your
[001:41:59;480] "little buddy" knows.
[001:42:03;317] No, wait!
[001:42:04;485] What are you going to do
[001:42:04;485] to me blender?!
[001:42:06;587] That cost me money!
[001:42:07;588] Where's Mr. Krabs?
[001:42:11;459] Not talking, eh?
[001:42:14;529] No! That cost me $24.95!
[001:42:19;567] I guess it didn't
[001:42:19;567] know anything.
[001:42:21;702] Go get the toaster.
[001:42:24;104] No, not me toaster.
[001:42:26;340] That cost me $32.50!
[001:42:30;778] $62.67!
[001:42:34;915] Fort...
[001:42:36;150] Well, actually,
[001:42:36;150] that one was a gift.
[001:42:38;653] No!
[001:42:42;022] This is the last robot,
[001:42:42;022] Squidward.
[001:42:44;225] No! Not my cash register!
[001:42:47;027] I raised it myself!
[001:42:48;796] I got it when it was
[001:42:48;796] just a little calculator.
[001:42:51;566] No!
[001:42:53;601] ( crying )
[001:42:55;769] ( crying )
[001:42:57;905] I thought you said
[001:42:57;905] robots can't cry.
[001:43:00;974] I also said they
[001:43:00;974] couldn't love.
[001:43:03;277] ( crying ):
[001:43:03;277] I loved it like it was me own!
[001:43:06;347] Ah... at least
[001:43:06;347] he's not laughing.
[001:43:09;417] Oh, I remember the laughs
[001:43:09;417] we used to share... ( crying )
[001:43:14;922] SpongeBob, how
[001:43:14;922] did that movie
[001:43:14;922] of yours end?
[001:43:18;992] The movie?
[001:43:20;027] Oh, yeah, the ending was great!
[001:43:22;096] Turns out there weren't
[001:43:22;096] any robots after all.
[001:43:24;565] It was just their...
[001:43:24;565] imagination.
[001:43:27;635] ( laughs nervously )
[001:43:28;869] Hey, it's time
[001:43:28;869] to feed Gary.
[001:43:30;738] ( runs quickly )
[001:43:32;873] ( chuckles nervously )
[001:43:37;245] ( Krabs growling )
[001:43:39;680] Squidward!
[001:43:56;063] NARRATOR:
[001:43:56;063] Ah... the Bikini Bottom Zoo
[001:43:56;063] is having its annual free day.
[001:44:01;735] Free balloons...
[001:44:05;005] free drinks...
[001:44:07;474] free light bulbs?
[001:44:09;677] Aha!
[001:44:11;312] Top 'o the mornin', boys!
[001:44:13;046] ( laughs nervously )
[001:44:14;315] Whew! Next stop.. gift shop.
[001:44:18;219] There it is--
[001:44:18;219] Oyster Stadium.
[001:44:20;721] Not only do they have
[001:44:22;289] the largest oyster
[001:44:22;289] held in captivity
[001:44:24;891] it also does tricks.
[001:44:26;527] ( dramatic voice ):
[001:44:26;527] He spits a giant pearl
[001:44:29;096] 100 feet in the air
[001:44:30;431] like a cannon ball!
[001:44:37;104] Why are we hanging around
[001:44:37;104] watching a cheap imitation?!
[001:44:40;173] Let's get over there!
[001:44:42;142] BOTH:
[001:44:42;142] This is the greatest day
[001:44:42;142] of our lives!
[001:44:47;581] ( snoring and gurgling )
[001:44:53;287] This is the greatest
[001:44:53;287] day of our lives?
[001:44:56;290] Boring.
[001:45:00;694] You're right, Patrick,
[001:45:00;694] we came to see...
[001:45:03;063] pearls 100 feet in the air!
[001:45:03;063] Right?
[001:45:05;733] I'll try my oyster call.
[001:45:08;068] ( gibbering and trilling )
[001:45:17;010] Well, I'm outta here.
[001:45:18;379] Thanks for nothin',
[001:45:18;379] SpongeBob.
[001:45:20;314] ( snoring and gurgling )
[001:45:22;416] Come on, come on,
[001:45:22;416] wake up already!
[001:45:30;791] ( grunts )
[001:45:33;927] ( gurgling )
[001:45:35;061] I think it's working!
[001:45:36;363] ( gurgling )
[001:45:37;531] ( grunting anxiously )
[001:45:38;699] Hey, Patrick, it's waking up!
[001:45:40;768] Oh boy, did I miss it?
[001:45:42;770] No, the show's
[001:45:42;770] about to begin...
[001:45:44;905] ( whimpering )
[001:45:46;540] ( wailing loudly )
[001:45:50;911] What's wrong
[001:45:50;911] with Clamu?
[001:45:53;347] ( wailing )
[001:45:54;848] Easy, girl, it's me,
[001:45:54;848] Joe, remember?
[001:45:57;884] ( snarling )
[001:46:01;322] ( screaming )
[001:46:03;924] Now, this is a show!
[001:46:06;293] MAN ( on p.a. ):
[001:46:06;293] Attention, zoo patrons.
[001:46:08;161] Clamu The Giant Oyster
[001:46:08;161] is on an emotional rampage!
[001:46:11;498] Please scream and
[001:46:11;498] run around in circles.
[001:46:14;100] ( all scream )
[001:46:15;569] Thanks for coming.
[001:46:17;237] ( snarling and wailing )
[001:46:19;606] You boys better get
[001:46:19;606] out of this area, pronto!
[001:46:22;108] There's nothing
[001:46:22;108] more dangerous
[001:46:23;777] than an emotionally
[001:46:23;777] disturbed oyster.
[001:46:25;846] You didn't do anything
[001:46:27;481] that might have caused
[001:46:27;481] this tragedy, did you?
[001:46:29;717] Uh...
[001:46:31;184] No way! Only a jerk
[001:46:31;184] would upset a gentle giant.
[001:46:35;088] Right, SpongeBob?
[001:46:37;391] Right.
[001:46:38;792] ( wailing )
[001:46:42;295] PATRICK:
[001:46:42;295] Man, if I ever see
[001:46:42;295] the guy who upset Clamu
[001:46:45;766] I'd have a few choice words
[001:46:45;766] for him, like...
[001:46:48;902] "you"... and... "are"...
[001:46:48;902] and... "a jerk!"
[001:46:53;940] Are you sure you didn't see
[001:46:53;940] anything suspicious?
[001:46:56;943] I already said I didn't,
[001:46:56;943] Patrick, sheesh!
[001:46:59;980] Hey, lets investigate
[001:46:59;980] this crime
[001:47:02;249] and catch the lowlife
[001:47:02;249] who's responsible.
[001:47:04;585] Give it a rest, Patrick!
[001:47:06;387] There's no crime
[001:47:06;387] to investigate.
[001:47:08;589] Now go home!
[001:47:12;058] Stupid Patrick...
[001:47:12;058] I didn't do anything wrong!
[001:47:16;597] Aw, what am I getting
[001:47:16;597] so worked up about?
[001:47:18;699] I'm sure that by tomorrow
[001:47:20;634] this whole ugly mess
[001:47:20;634] will be a funny memory.
[001:47:20;634] ( chuckles )
[001:47:23;404] Our top story
[001:47:23;404] tonight:
[001:47:24;938] giant oyster has
[001:47:24;938] its feelings hurt!
[001:47:27;574] The only clue
[001:47:27;574] that could be found
[001:47:29;510] was this lone peanut!
[001:47:31;111] And as you can hear,
[001:47:31;111] the oyster continues
[001:47:34;214] to emit its horrible cry
[001:47:36;483] A cry so powerful, it can
[001:47:36;483] be heard around the world
[001:47:40;253] A cry that not only
[001:47:40;253] breaks the sound barrier
[001:47:43;657] it breaks the hearts
[001:47:43;657] of our citizens!
[001:47:46;560] What kind of cruel,
[001:47:46;560] careless, evil person
[001:47:51;031] would deliberately upset one of
[001:47:51;031] Neptune's most gentle creatures?
[001:47:56;703] ( meows )
[001:47:57;638] Aah!
[001:47:59;172] No, Gary! How would I know
[001:47:59;172] anything about the oyster?
[001:48:02;142] ( meows )
[001:48:03;209] Defensive? I'm not
[001:48:03;209] being defensive!
[001:48:05;011] Barnacles! What is this,
[001:48:05;011] 20 questions or something?
[001:48:07;614] ( Clamu wailing )
[001:48:10;016] This is getting
[001:48:10;016] a little out of hand.
[001:48:12;018] All I did was throw a peanut.
[001:48:13;720] I didn't mean
[001:48:13;720] to make the oyster cry!
[001:48:15;789] I just wanted to see it
[001:48:15;789] perform spectacular stunts!
[001:48:18;592] Aw, everyone's going to hate me!
[001:48:21;328] I, I need some advice.
[001:48:23;597] Now, let's see now...
[001:48:24;932] who could never hate me
[001:48:24;932] no matter what I do?
[001:48:28;435] Squidward!
[001:48:29;302] Squidward! Oh Squidward!
[001:48:32;439] SpongeBob! Do you have
[001:48:32;439] to knock so loudly?
[001:48:36;042] Sorry, neighbor!
[001:48:37;143] Oh... that
[001:48:37;143] overgrown clam
[001:48:38;846] is giving me
[001:48:38;846] a headache!
[001:48:40;547] I can't even take
[001:48:40;547] my afternoon
[001:48:40;547] beauty nap!
[001:48:43;383] ( laughs nervously )
[001:48:44;685] Funny thing you should
[001:48:44;685] mention that old oyster
[001:48:47;053] Because I... uh...
[001:48:47;053] was kind wondering, um...
[001:48:51;291] Let's say I know this guy
[001:48:53;794] who may have something
[001:48:53;794] to do with the oyster.
[001:48:57;931] You know the guy who did it?!
[001:48:59;700] ( gulps )
[001:49:00;534] Oh, this is great!
[001:49:01;735] You and I can go
[001:49:01;735] turn him in!
[001:49:03;637] And then I'll get so much sleep,
[001:49:03;637] I'll be gorgeous!
[001:49:06;807] Um, actually, I...
[001:49:06;807] I'm just talking hypothetically.
[001:49:09;409] You don't
[001:49:09;409] know who did it?
[001:49:10;644] Well, um, I, uh, no!
[001:49:14;615] Squidward?
[001:49:16;082] Gotcha!
[001:49:17;083] Aah!
[001:49:18;284] Where were you
[001:49:18;284] on the day of today?
[001:49:20;286] Don't play games
[001:49:20;286] with me, mister!
[001:49:22;222] Hey, Patrick,
[001:49:22;222] what are you doing?
[001:49:23;724] Oh hi, SpongeBob!
[001:49:24;925] I'm just continuing
[001:49:24;925] my investigation
[001:49:27;260] of the great Clamu Caper!
[001:49:28;996] Um... have you found out
[001:49:28;996] anything?
[001:49:31;732] Yes!
[001:49:32;900] No, wait... um... no.
[001:49:35;903] But this grain of sand
[001:49:35;903] looks pretty suspicious
[001:49:39;372] and so does this rock!
[001:49:41;474] And I've got a few questions
[001:49:41;474] for this little piece of grass!
[001:49:44;978] Don't worry, SpongeBob,
[001:49:44;978] Patrick's on the case!
[001:49:48;749] The truth will be
[001:49:48;749] revealed!
[001:49:51;818] I'd better go see Sandy,
[001:49:51;818] she'll know what to do!
[001:49:54;487] ( Clamu wailing )
[001:49:54;487] Ohh, I can't stand it anymore!
[001:49:58;025] That poor,
[001:49:58;025] poor critter!
[001:49:59;693] What kind of
[001:49:59;693] inconsiderate person
[001:50:02;029] would upset
[001:50:02;029] such a gentle creature?
[001:50:04;598] Uh, that's kind of what I
[001:50:04;598] wanted to talk to you about...
[001:50:07;233] Why, when I find out who caused
[001:50:07;233] that oyster so much pain
[001:50:11;872] No more jiggery pokery!
[001:50:14;942] ( grunting )
[001:50:16;710] Now, what was it you wanted
[001:50:16;710] to talk about, SpongeBob?
[001:50:19;846] ( gibbering )
[001:50:21;314] Hey, SpongeBob, how come
[001:50:21;314] you're all twitchy like that?
[001:50:25;652] Twitchy? Twitchy?
[001:50:25;652] Who's twitchy?
[001:50:28;121] I'm not twitchy!
[001:50:29;522] Sorry, Sandy,
[001:50:29;522] I have to um, um...
[001:50:32;358] go get my hair cut.
[001:50:33;727] SpongeBob doesn't have hair...
[001:50:37;163] or does he?
[001:50:39;199] ( panting and whimpering )
[001:50:44;537] Hey, SpongeBob!
[001:50:47;608] This is it!
[001:50:49;442] All of the clues
[001:50:49;442] are coming together!
[001:50:52;112] I followed these footprints
[001:50:52;112] right to this exact spot
[001:50:56;016] and then, right
[001:50:56;016] where you're standing...
[001:50:58;351] I found this bag
[001:50:58;351] of peanuts! Ha!
[001:51:01;354] Oh, I'm so close
[001:51:01;354] to solving this crime
[001:51:04;791] I can almost taste it!
[001:51:08;194] Mmm...
[001:51:09;830] Boy, crime-fighting
[001:51:09;830] sure makes me hungry
[001:51:12;666] and this
[001:51:12;666] yellow popsicle
[001:51:12;666] hits the spot!
[001:51:15;301] Okay, uh, good luck
[001:51:15;301] with all that, Patrick
[001:51:17;437] and, uh...
[001:51:17;437] I'll see you later!
[001:51:19;673] ( chattering and whimpering )
[001:51:21;341] MAN:
[001:51:21;341] Open up!
[001:51:21;341] This is the police!
[001:51:23;343] Uh, uh, just a second!
[001:51:26;113] Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
[001:51:28;181] Y-y-yes?
[001:51:29;382] Put those eyeballs
[001:51:29;382] back in your head, son.
[001:51:31;484] We've got a few
[001:51:31;484] questions for you.
[001:51:35;722] Were you at the zoo
[001:51:36;790] on the day of the
[001:51:36;790] oyster incident?
[001:51:38;391] Um, um, um, yes!
[001:51:41;028] Did you, or did you not
[001:51:41;028] take part
[001:51:42;696] in various activities
[001:51:42;696] of zoo-time merriment?
[001:51:44;798] Yes...
[001:51:46;133] And are you familiar with...
[001:51:46;133] this peanut?
[001:51:48;769] Yes!
[001:51:50;470] Just one more question...
[001:51:52;372] Is it true that you were
[001:51:52;372] at the oyster's lair
[001:51:56;109] with a Mr. Patrick Star?
[001:51:58;311] ( crying ):
[001:51:58;311] Yes! Yes! It's true!
[001:52:01;782] It's all true!
[001:52:03;449] The merriment,
[001:52:03;449] the peanut...
[001:52:06;553] the Patrick!
[001:52:07;954] That's all we need to know, son!
[001:52:10;123] Let's book him!
[001:52:12;826] Wow, you guys are good!
[001:52:14;527] I'm the last person
[001:52:14;527] I would have suspected
[001:52:17;664] but I was looking for me
[001:52:17;664] all the time!
[001:52:21;101] It's the perfect crime!
[001:52:22;502] Yeah, yeah, tell it
[001:52:22;502] to the judge, pinky!
[001:52:25;638] Oh no! Patrick's too sensitive
[001:52:25;638] for the big house!
[001:52:29;009] ( siren wailing )
[001:52:29;910] Wait, stop!
[001:52:31;978] I'm the one you want!
[001:52:34;314] I am the criminal!
[001:52:36;616] ( crowd yelling and booing )
[001:52:44;091] Hey, everybody, let's
[001:52:44;091] throw peanuts at him
[001:52:46;893] and see how he likes it!
[001:52:48;729] ( crowd yelling )
[001:52:50;964] I get what I deserve!
[001:52:53;200] ( gulping )
[001:52:56;603] Ouch!
[001:52:57;804] ( crowd booing )
[001:52:59;572] Wait!
[001:53:00;607] Hold your peanuts!
[001:53:01;808] Patrick Star is innocent!
[001:53:04;111] I have come here
[001:53:04;111] to reveal the truth!
[001:53:07;480] They say
[001:53:07;480] that truth and honesty
[001:53:09;182] will be rewarded
[001:53:09;182] with trust and forgiveness!
[001:53:11;718] ( humming
[001:53:11;718] dramatic theme )
[001:53:13;353] I'm here to lay my cards
[001:53:13;353] on the table
[001:53:15;655] to trim the branches
[001:53:15;655] of deception from
[001:53:15;655] the tree of life
[001:53:19;059] to shave away the unkempt
[001:53:19;059] sideburns from the face
[001:53:19;059] of truth! I...
[001:53:23;296] Hey! Just get on
[001:53:23;296] with it!
[001:53:26;099] I am the one
[001:53:26;099] who threw the peanut.
[001:53:28;735] I know now that what
[001:53:28;735] I have done is wrong...
[001:53:31;704] and so I say, I am sorry,
[001:53:31;704] giant performing oyster!
[001:53:35;642] I am sorry, Patrick.
[001:53:37;644] I am sorry,
[001:53:37;644] citizens of Bikini Bottom
[001:53:40;713] ( Patrick stops humming )
[001:53:42;215] Hey! Let's
[001:53:42;215] throw peanuts
[001:53:42;215] at both of 'em!
[001:53:46;186] ( crowd yelling )
[001:53:47;954] Wait! Here's the real criminal.
[001:53:51;191] Uh... top of the morning?
[001:53:54;127] Mr. Krabs!
[001:53:55;996] ( crowd gasps )
[001:53:57;297] I knew it!
[001:53:58;398] Mr. Krabs stole
[001:53:58;398] a very important item
[001:54:01;668] from the oyster!
[001:54:03;036] Behold...
[001:54:05;005] ( crowd groans in disgust )
[001:54:07;440] Wait a minute...
[001:54:08;942] Behold!
[001:54:10;277] The oyster's pearl!
[001:54:12;378] ( crowd gasps )
[001:54:14;047] Here you go, girl.
[001:54:17;951] ( sniffing )
[001:54:19;652] ( crowd cheering )
[001:54:25;826] ( crowd gasps )
[001:54:29;996] ( gurgling ):
[001:54:29;996] Mama! Mama!
[001:54:31;832] Mother of pearl!
[001:54:33;200] The oyster's a mother!
[001:54:35;101] And that pearl's no pearl.
[001:54:37;270] It's an egg!
[001:54:38;504] ( gurgling ):
[001:54:38;504] Mama! Mama!
[001:54:41;574] ( gurgling )
[001:54:44;410] ( both gurgling happily )
[001:54:46;880] ALL:
[001:54:46;880] Aw...
[001:54:51;084] But it's... free day!
[001:54:54;087] ( crowd yelling )