[000:00:13;981] There it is--
[000:00:13;981] Grandma's house.
[000:00:16;650] What wonders
[000:00:16;650] await me today?
[000:00:19;152] Fresh-baked cookies?
[000:00:20;654] Story time?
[000:00:22;089] A sweater with love
[000:00:22;089] in every stitch?
[000:00:24;725] Aw, what am I waiting for?
[000:00:26;660] Grandma, Grandma, Grandma!
[000:00:28;595] SpongeBob!
[000:00:31;231] Hi, Grandma!
[000:00:32;499] Come in and sit for a while.
[000:00:35;568] Have a cookie,
[000:00:35;568] SpongeBob.
[000:00:38;171] Grandma, you make
[000:00:38;171] the best cookies
[000:00:38;171] in the deep blue sea.
[000:00:43;443] Oh, yeah...
[000:00:46;013] ( munches )
[000:00:48;615] ( gulps )
[000:00:49;549] Grandma's cookies...
[000:00:53;086] Now, who wants to
[000:00:53;086] lick the spoon?
[000:00:55;756] Oh! Me, me, me!
[000:00:58;224] ...And then we drove
[000:00:58;224] all the way home
[000:01:01;327] with all the windows down
[000:01:01;327] in the freezing cold.
[000:01:05;365] Tell me another story
[000:01:05;365] about when I was a baby.
[000:01:08;769] ( cuckoo clock chimes 3:00 )
[000:01:11;371] ( gasps ) 3:00?!
[000:01:12;572] I'm going to be late
[000:01:12;572] for work!
[000:01:14;307] Hop in my car.
[000:01:14;307] I'll drop you off.
[000:01:18;011] Thanks, Grandma!
[000:01:19;379] SpongeBob...
[000:01:19;379] you forgot your kissy-kissy!
[000:01:22;515] I sure did.
[000:01:25;485] ( kisses )
[000:01:27;220] Bye, Grandma!
[000:01:27;220] Thanks for the ride!
[000:01:29;089] Thank you, Squidward.
[000:01:30;523] ( others chuckling )
[000:01:31;958] Oh, brother...
[000:01:33;226] ( whistling )
[000:01:35;896] Isn't this great?
[000:01:37;530] Everybody's
[000:01:37;530] in a good mood today.
[000:01:39;399] I love bursting
[000:01:39;399] your bubble, SpongeBob.
[000:01:42;836] They're laughing at you,
[000:01:42;836] not with you.
[000:01:46;506] Did I do
[000:01:46;506] something funny?
[000:01:48;075] Your forehead.
[000:01:50;177] My forehead is funny?
[000:01:51;712] Hey, grandma's boy!
[000:01:53;814] Kissy-kissy-kissy!
[000:01:55;916] ( all laughing )
[000:01:58;018] No! You're wrong!
[000:02:01;154] There...
[000:02:01;154] there's nothing wrong
[000:02:02;889] with getting kisses
[000:02:02;889] from your grandma!
[000:02:04;925] No... especially if you're
[000:02:04;925] a big baby who wears diapers!
[000:02:10;597] ( all laugh )
[000:02:12;332] And, and sucks his thumb
[000:02:14;835] and plays with dolls
[000:02:16;636] and, um, wears pajamas
[000:02:16;636] with feet in them
[000:02:20;040] and carries his, um, uh,
[000:02:20;040] binky around, and, uh...
[000:02:24;277] OTHERS:
[000:02:24;277] All right already!
[000:02:26;446] Cheer up, SpongeBob.
[000:02:27;948] I know someone
[000:02:27;948] who still likes you.
[000:02:30;516] Really?
[000:02:30;516] You do, Squidward?
[000:02:33;486] Yeah... your grandma!
[000:02:35;555] ( all laughing )
[000:02:37;590] ( laughter continues )
[000:02:42;395] ( all laughing )
[000:02:45;999] ( grunting )
[000:02:49;236] ( all laughing )
[000:02:52;605] Stop it...!
[000:02:55;375] I have been publicly humiliated
[000:02:55;375] for the last time!
[000:02:59;612] ( crying )
[000:03:01;948] PATRICK:
[000:03:01;948] I'm sorry that happened
[000:03:01;948] to you, SpongeBob.
[000:03:05;485] Me, too.
[000:03:06;887] You're the most adult person
[000:03:06;887] I know.
[000:03:08;989] Thanks, Patrick.
[000:03:10;123] You know how grandmas are.
[000:03:11;892] They love babies.
[000:03:13;260] You just can't act
[000:03:13;260] like a baby around her.
[000:03:16;196] You're right, Patrick.
[000:03:17;497] Have I ever not been right?
[000:03:19;732] ( sizzling )
[000:03:21;001] ( honking )
[000:03:22;235] ( wolf-whistle )
[000:03:23;469] You're a man now,
[000:03:23;469] SpongeBob
[000:03:25;205] and it's time you
[000:03:25;205] started acting like one.
[000:03:28;008] Yeah!
[000:03:29;542] Oh... but I'm not sure
[000:03:29;542] I know how.
[000:03:33;713] Allow me
[000:03:33;713] to demonstrate.
[000:03:36;283] First,
[000:03:36;283] puff out your chest.
[000:03:39;452] Now say "tax exemption."
[000:03:41;221] Tax exemption!
[000:03:42;655] Now you must acquire
[000:03:42;655] a taste for free-form jazz.
[000:03:46;592] ( trumpet plays fast jazz riff )
[000:03:50;363] Okay, SpongeBob,
[000:03:50;363] you're ready!
[000:03:54;167] This is it.
[000:03:55;202] What are you going
[000:03:55;202] to tell Grandma?
[000:03:57;270] I'm a grownup.
[000:03:58;404] No ifs, ands or buts about it.
[000:04:00;273] A man's got to do
[000:04:00;273] what a man's got to do.
[000:04:02;709] And then you get behind her
[000:04:02;709] and I'll push.
[000:04:04;711] Patrick, we didn't say that.
[000:04:06;446] Oh, yeah, right.
[000:04:07;613] All we need now
[000:04:08;815] is the icing
[000:04:08;815] on the maturity cake.
[000:04:10;884] I've been growing
[000:04:10;884] these babies for years.
[000:04:15;588] BOTH:
[000:04:15;588] Sideburns...
[000:04:20;426] Oh, hello, SpongeBob.
[000:04:22;795] What a nice surprise.
[000:04:25;232] Come here, give your granny
[000:04:25;232] her kissy-kissy.
[000:04:29;702] Mmm...
[000:04:33;273] ( kisses )
[000:04:36;877] Sorry, Grandmother,
[000:04:36;877] but the kissing has to stop.
[000:04:39;346] Tell her like it is, SpongeBob.
[000:04:41;514] No more baby stuff.
[000:04:44;017] He is right, Grandmother.
[000:04:45;451] Kisses are for babies,
[000:04:45;451] which I am no longer.
[000:04:47;754] I have grown up.
[000:04:48;855] It is nature's way.
[000:04:50;090] Oh... you are absolutely right.
[000:04:55;028] I am?
[000:04:56;062] I mean, of course I am.
[000:04:57;931] You will definitely
[000:04:57;931] not be treated like a baby
[000:05:01;868] around here ever again.
[000:05:04;070] I am glad you see it
[000:05:04;070] my way, Grandmother.
[000:05:06;572] GRANDMA:
[000:05:06;572] Well, I'm glad
[000:05:06;572] that's settled.
[000:05:08;841] But what am I
[000:05:08;841] going to do
[000:05:10;343] with all these
[000:05:10;343] fresh-baked cookies?
[000:05:12;612] ( chuckles )
[000:05:12;612] Sorry, Grandmother.
[000:05:14;214] We adults don't partake
[000:05:14;214] in the consumption of sweets.
[000:05:17;050] Right, Pat...
[000:05:18;051] rick?
[000:05:19;452] Keep 'em coming,
[000:05:19;452] Granny!
[000:05:21;288] ( slurping )
[000:05:22;389] So much for no more baby stuff.
[000:05:25;258] And don't forget the
[000:05:25;258] cookie-eating hat!
[000:05:29;629] ( laughs )
[000:05:30;830] ( both laughing )
[000:05:31;932] Hey!
[000:05:32;865] That's my cookie-eating hat!
[000:05:35;268] Uh... I mean, it was
[000:05:35;268] when I was a baby!
[000:05:38;104] Grr...
[000:05:40;040] Well, look who's here.
[000:05:42;842] It's my big old
[000:05:42;842] adult grandson.
[000:05:45;478] Grandmother, I need to have
[000:05:45;478] a mature conversation
[000:05:48;949] with Mr. Patrick.
[000:05:50;216] Patrick!
[000:05:50;216] What are you doing?!
[000:05:53;053] Cookies! Warm milk!
[000:05:55;055] A bib!
[000:05:56;423] Is that a kissy mark
[000:05:56;423] on your forehead?
[000:05:58;591] We are supposed to be adults!
[000:06:00;193] Uh-uh-uh.
[000:06:01;394] No roughhousing
[000:06:01;394] with a full tummy.
[000:06:04;197] ( laughing )
[000:06:05;298] Who's the baby?
[000:06:06;666] I'm the baby, I'm the baby,
[000:06:06;666] I'm the baby!
[000:06:09;502] ( clears throat )
[000:06:11;438] Being grownup is boring!
[000:06:13;706] I love being a baby.
[000:06:15;608] Besides, I don't get jazz.
[000:06:18;144] Oh, poor Patrick.
[000:06:19;545] I almost feel sorry for you.
[000:06:23;516] Trapped in the awkward phase
[000:06:23;516] of diaper days.
[000:06:26;353] Never to know
[000:06:26;353] the rich rewards
[000:06:26;353] of being a grownup.
[000:06:29;722] Here's a fresh batch of cookies.
[000:06:32;158] All right!
[000:06:33;559] ( munching )
[000:06:35;695] Rewards, huh?
[000:06:37;630] Well, yeah, there's...
[000:06:39;099] ( munching )
[000:06:40;633] Let's see, we, uh...
[000:06:42;835] we went over the jazz.
[000:06:45;405] ( munching )
[000:06:49;209] Oh, Grandma,
[000:06:49;209] I'm full.
[000:06:51;911] More cookies.
[000:06:54;847] ( vacuum cleaner running )
[000:07:02;522] ( whistling )
[000:07:04;257] It appears to be my lunch hour.
[000:07:06;092] Grownups have to eat, too.
[000:07:07;627] I guess this will have to do.
[000:07:09;362] GRANDMA:
[000:07:09;362] Oh, you don't want
[000:07:09;362] this baby food.
[000:07:11;797] How about a big piece
[000:07:11;797] of steamed coral?
[000:07:15;402] Oh, yeah, uh... great.
[000:07:18;038] ( crunching )
[000:07:19;906] Nutritious!
[000:07:21;074] GRANDMA:
[000:07:21;074] Story time!
[000:07:23;009] Oh, boy! Story time,
[000:07:23;009] story time, story time!
[000:07:26;612] Story time?
[000:07:28;481] You'll enjoy this,
[000:07:28;481] Patrick.
[000:07:30;150] It's a wonderful story
[000:07:30;150] about a magical sea leprechaun.
[000:07:33;953] Oh, SpongeBob, you wouldn't be
[000:07:33;953] interested in this baby book.
[000:07:38;091] Here's the technical manual
[000:07:38;091] on Routine Active Maintenance.
[000:07:42;262] Oh, uh, great.
[000:07:43;629] Yeah... fascinating.
[000:07:45;398] No pictures, just the way
[000:07:45;398] I like it.
[000:07:48;601] ( munching )
[000:07:50;170] ( crunch )
[000:07:51;137] Ohh! My wittle finger!
[000:07:54;107] Hold still,
[000:07:54;107] hold still.
[000:07:56;909] ( kisses )
[000:07:58;378] All better?
[000:08:00;012] PATRICK:
[000:08:00;012] Sorta...
[000:08:01;281] This finger hurts
[000:08:01;281] a little bit, too.
[000:08:03;983] ( Grandma kisses )
[000:08:05;685] How about I give you
[000:08:05;685] a present?
[000:08:08;421] Oh, boy, I hope it's cookies!
[000:08:12;058] All right!
[000:08:13;526] Another hat!
[000:08:14;694] No, Patrick, it's a sweater.
[000:08:17;464] Huh?
[000:08:18;931] With love in every stitch.
[000:08:21;434] No...
[000:08:25;705] Don't I get
[000:08:25;705] a present,
[000:08:25;705] Grandma?
[000:08:28;841] Oh, I almost forgot.
[000:08:32;044] Here's some
[000:08:32;044] office supplies.
[000:08:34;080] I didn't wrap them.
[000:08:35;582] I knew
[000:08:35;582] you wouldn't mind.
[000:08:37;517] ( clock chimes 3:00 )
[000:08:39;785] Uh-oh, 3:00.
[000:08:41;654] Time for adults to go to work.
[000:08:43;823] Bye-bye, SpongeBob.
[000:08:45;725] I'll bet you would fancy
[000:08:45;725] a nap, huh, Patrick?
[000:08:49;529] ( Patrick yawns )
[000:08:51;030] GRANDMA:
[000:08:51;030] You're still here,
[000:08:51;030] SpongeBob?
[000:08:54;100] Uh... I don't have to leave yet.
[000:08:56;402] I... can be late for work.
[000:08:58;304] No, no, no. That wouldn't
[000:08:58;304] be the adult thing to do.
[000:09:01;974] All right, uh,
[000:09:01;974] I guess I'll be going.
[000:09:05;545] I've, uh, got a lot
[000:09:05;545] of adult-type business
[000:09:08;981] to take care of,
[000:09:08;981] so, uh...
[000:09:10;750] I'll see you later.
[000:09:11;984] Okay. Thanks for
[000:09:11;984] stopping by, SpongeBob.
[000:09:14;420] Yup, that is it.
[000:09:16;489] Here I go.
[000:09:17;524] Come again if you
[000:09:17;524] get the chance.
[000:09:19;825] Out into the cold,
[000:09:19;825] grownup world...
[000:09:22;629] alone... without a sweater.
[000:09:24;830] Toodle-oo.
[000:09:26;866] I don't know when I'll be back.
[000:09:28;668] I know how busy you are.
[000:09:30;570] So, uh... that's it.
[000:09:33;406] Shh... he's asleep.
[000:09:35;841] So... long...
[000:09:44;817] I don't want to grow up!
[000:09:46;352] I want cookies!
[000:09:47;953] And milky!
[000:09:49;789] I want a sweater
[000:09:49;789] with love in the stitches!
[000:09:53;092] I want to wear didies!
[000:09:55;295] I want to ride in my wagon!
[000:09:57;397] I want to cuddle-wuddle
[000:09:57;397] with Mr. Stuffykins!
[000:10:01;234] I want to rocky-rock
[000:10:01;234] on my seahorsey!
[000:10:05;805] And I want kissy-kissy
[000:10:05;805] on my boo-boo!
[000:10:09;275] ( crying )
[000:10:10;510] ( crying )
[000:10:20;052] ( continues )
[000:10:21;787] ( wailing )
[000:10:25;758] ( continues )
[000:10:28;160] ( ratcheting
[000:10:28;160] like lawn sprinkler )
[000:10:37;503] Take it easy, SpongeBob!
[000:10:41;407] SpongeBob...
[000:10:42;842] SpongeBob!
[000:10:44;877] ( crying and panting )
[000:10:50;550] You don't have to
[000:10:50;550] be a baby
[000:10:52;785] to get
[000:10:52;785] Old Grandma's love.
[000:10:55;054] ( sniffles )
[000:10:55;955] I don't?
[000:10:56;956] Of course not.
[000:10:58;591] No matter
[000:10:58;591] how grownup you get
[000:11:00;893] you will always be
[000:11:00;893] my Little Baby Boo.
[000:11:04;130] ( kisses )
[000:11:05;931] And remember, you can
[000:11:05;931] kiss your Grandma
[000:11:08;434] and still be an adult.
[000:11:09;935] Here you go.
[000:11:13;806] Thanks, Grandma.
[000:11:15;742] ( munching and sighing )
[000:11:19;512] Uh, Grandma,
[000:11:19;512] could you not mention this
[000:11:21;714] to the guys
[000:11:21;714] down at The Krusty Krab?
[000:11:23;716] No problem.
[000:11:26;085] ( squeak )
[000:11:27;086] ( Squidward snickers )
[000:11:28;655] ( all laughing )